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Old 02-15-2009, 03:00 PM   #16
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Katrina needs
1. to be more mysterious
2. U to CUM
3. your help
4. still unmet
5. to be investigated
6. pearl necklace
7. a tech makeover
8. numbers
9. wholesale revision
10. themes and routines


I'm not entirely sure I like some of these
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Old 02-15-2009, 05:14 PM   #17
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let's see who actually reads mine, haha

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10. ... a little "friendly help", if you catch my meaning.




Ok, here's mine:

April needs:
1. a pancreas translplant
2. $1 million (yes, please!!!!!!!)
3. to be IP banned
4. to stay
5. a ride to Grandma's
6. your vote!
7. fuel pump, cars
8. pro-active skincare (not)
9. a little more penatration
10. your help!

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Old 02-15-2009, 06:10 PM   #18
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9. a little more penatration
Sometimes, the jokes write themselves.
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Old 02-15-2009, 06:30 PM   #19
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Chasity needs...

1. to get a life and a boyfriend.
2. a loving family that can provide a structured and nurturing environment.
3. to be harnessed.
4. to be taken out of the home and put in a mental ward for awhile and then placed someplace out of the town.
5. all phone numbers of friends.
6. to win the lottery.
7. to go out on her own and leave old Cher alone.
8. to give Nadine the list of prizes, gift cards, and Family Fun Night information prior to the kickoff.
9. to stop before it's too late.
10. to learn that what goes around comes around in due time.
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Old 02-15-2009, 06:31 PM   #20
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Karen needs....

1. money for the mentoring pizza
2. a new Job
3. a lobotomy
4. to learn how to compliment her workers
5. to have full carbohydrate stores, and be well hydrated
6. additional time for laundry and changing bed linen
7. care and supervision twenty-fours hours a day
8. a rest
9. money to buy the roller skates she desperately wants.
10. to use the bathroom


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Old 02-15-2009, 06:34 PM   #21
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Old 02-15-2009, 06:35 PM   #22
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Christine needs

1. to know where her inventory is located at all times
2. some Lovin`. c`mon. you know you love me =)
3. to have kids
4. to change his freakin' picture
5. to see her doctors tomorrow
6. to pee!
7. to prove that she doesn’t need anyone
8. to go back and read some of her earlier books
9. to present release paper
10. to know when she gets back
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Old 02-15-2009, 07:21 PM   #23
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I really should've put money on who was going to comment on that one first.
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Old 02-15-2009, 07:59 PM   #24
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Anna needs:

1. ... content
2. to be excused from class today
3. sex
4. to find a toilet
5. more coffee
6. whatever sense of humour works for her
7. more match practice
8. to show more ticker
9. a muesli bar
10. ANNA NEEDS VERIFICATION (in caps!)

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Old 02-15-2009, 10:01 PM   #25
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Brooke needs:

1. your help naming her new album
2. to butt out
3. a date, a fling, and fun
4. a spanking ... or so she says
5. a loving and supportive family that can provide her with ... structure ...
6. to remain Brooke White
7. makeup ASAP
8. a cute outfit
9. a lot more than a fairy godmother
10. a job

lovely
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Old 02-16-2009, 12:56 AM   #26
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1 - a faithful flea
2 - some buddies
3 - your vote
4 - his sleep
5 - your support
6 - the feeling of security he found with God
7 - it now
8 - a coat
9 - to be aware of con artists
10 - some shoes
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Old 02-16-2009, 04:16 AM   #27
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Craig needs...

1/ to sell his '92 Saturn SL2
2/ to please a lot more fans
3/ to resign, not because he is gay (?)
4/ New York 'Defiance'
5/ facebook
6/ a hug by ryan
7/ someone to kiss his boo boo
8/ viagra
9/ to Learn How to Keep His Mouth Shut
10/ support

Ok, is this a set up?
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Old 02-16-2009, 05:59 AM   #28
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these are funny! under my name I:


Needs to open mouth and sing
Needs to ensure that she has saved enough during the first twenty years
needs maximum friend time
needs Vitamin D
needs to take a long hard look at herself in the mirror and personally it looks to me like she isn't up to even seeing the problems ()
needs eye drops to help her vision -
needs to be whacked YEAH!
Needs 'Leadership Training'
needs a good night's sleep
needs to come up heads


scary thing is, just a very few seem true?

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Old 02-16-2009, 03:08 PM   #29
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This thread is epic.

Helena needs...

1. ...to keep all three chairs to stay active in these sports.
2. ...a 'brand'.
3. ...to overcome her own insecurities.
4. ...to read The Rules.
5. ...to buy a modern supermini with a low insurance rating...
6. ...someone to step up to the plate and organize a tennis league.
7. ...to stock up on Bean-O!
8. ...to reimburse the school for all damaged materials, period.
9. ...to turn 2 more or gain 35 more Slayer points to reach the next level: Moonlit Slayer!
10. ...to be who she really is and stop tring to hard to be someone who she clearly is not.

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Old 02-16-2009, 03:26 PM   #30
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Mia needs...
1. To stop doing interviews.
2. Help get more sparklies to save Grandma.
3. A home!
4. Spay sponsor.
5. To work on an international scale.
6. To get dressed. (fuck that)
7. Our prayers.
8. Help.
9. A place to call home.
10. A new home.


So 3, 4, 9, and 10 are all from pet adoption sites. Which means, Mia is a bitch.
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