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Old 12-09-2008, 08:07 AM   #1
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ur doin it rong: Kiss of Deaf

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The kiss of deaf - Chinese man ruptures girlfriend's eardrum | Oddly Enough | Reuters

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BEIJING (Reuters) - A young woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss, local media reported Monday.
The 20-something girl from Zhuhai, in southern Guangdong province, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear, the China Daily said, citing a report in a local newspaper.
"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the paper quoted a doctor surnamed Li from the hospital as saying.
The woman's hearing would likely return to normal after about two months, Li said.
"While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," the paper said.
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:14 AM   #2
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Is nothing safe anymore?
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Is nothing safe anymore?
Just proceed with caution and you'll be fine.
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Old 12-09-2008, 09:13 AM   #4
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lol proceed with caution? will that be posted under mistletoes now?
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I read about this yesterday.

And today I read about a couple who kissed so passionately at a railway station that they fell off the platform and were caught by a train.

Kissing is becoming a real danger. We need stricter laws.

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Old 12-09-2008, 07:31 PM   #6
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lol proceed with caution? will that be posted under mistletoes now?
or maybe there will be hearing tests before you can buy mistletoe
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:40 PM   #7
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And today I read about a couple who kissed so passionately at a railway station that they fell off the platform and were caught by a train.
I'll bet they were chuffed to bits.
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Damn I never knew it was so dangerous to kiss..
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