New U2 album sessions described as 'fraught'
A Principle Management insider has revealed that Mr McGuinness, disappointed that NLOTH sales have so far failed to meet the 10 million target, has ordered that work on the new album 'moves up a gear, and pronto'.
Outside the band's Windmill Lane studios, dozens of fans are reported to be keeping vigil. One described hearing raised voices on several occasions throughout the day. Said the fan: 'It's hard to hear exactly what's been said, though at one point we thought we heard someone bellowing: "PLAY THE NOTE, ADAM. JUST PLAY THE FUCKING NOTE".
Shortly before lunch time, a CD of 'Passengers - Original Soundtracks Vol I' stage was hurled from a top floor window and crashed into smithereens on the ground below, according to another onlooker.
Later, near dusk, journalist and long term U2 associate Neil McCormick was seen exiting from the compound, 'looking pale and shaken' according to yet another observer.
Mr McCormick quickly hailed a passing taxi, and declined to speak to waiting fans.