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Old 07-30-2009, 03:26 AM   #46
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So where are their borders located, currently?
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Old 07-31-2009, 03:02 PM   #47
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Popular minstrel band 'U2'

Hoorah for the popular minstrel band 'U2'!

Mr Hewson, Mr Evans, Mr Clayton and Mr Mullen decided to form a blackface minstrel band upon being sent down from Trinity College last Michaelmas. The public school educated foursome proved something of an overnight sensation, and ever since have been wowing audiences at band stands, village greens and sleazy nightclubs all over the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and are proving particularly popular with lady patrons.

The fine fellows of 'U2' are not just song and dance men, but also display a keen interest in world affairs.

'I like that little man they have in Germany now', said the dapper Mr Clayton (pronouncing Germany 'Chairmany'), 'I do wish we had someone like that in Blighty to sort out the proles and the strikers. Mr Hilter makes the trains run on time too. Why, just yesterday, I desired to catch the three o'clock tram from Kingstown to Harcourt, but the dratted thing was ten minutes late, causing me to be late for my tea time appointment with the Dowager of Rathgar! These people should be thrashed, it's the only language they understand!'

Mr Mullen, chuckling wryly at the madness of it all, nodded his head in agreement.
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Old 07-31-2009, 07:43 PM   #48
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oh that Mr. Mullen, he is quite the wryly chuckling chap now isn't he?
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:42 PM   #49
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Did Clayton meet with Oswald Mosley and his appalling wife? Enquiring minds want to know!
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:39 PM   #50
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Did Clayton meet with Oswald Mosley and his appalling wife? Enquiring minds want to know!
yeah, i'd be curious to know too.
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:06 PM   #51
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Unfortunately I cannot comment on whether there was or was not such a meeting.
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:36 PM   #52
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I just wanted to add that I have been served with a Principle Management cease and desist order and unfortunately can issue no further comment on this matter.
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Old 08-07-2009, 09:19 PM   #53
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And when Principle say 'cease' and 'desist', they could mean a lot of things.
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Old 08-23-2009, 09:28 PM   #54
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Bono/Chris Martin to release duet cover version of Chicago's 1980's MOR classic "You're the Inspiration".

Sing it with me!!
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Old 08-26-2009, 08:08 AM   #55
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Edge Seeks Compassionate Release from Clarence Bunker: Sources

Principle Controlled Territories Surrounded, Forced to Drill For Water

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Old 08-27-2009, 07:57 AM   #56
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Clarence Hotel Youth Will Fight For a Brighter Tomorrow: McGuinness

Principle territories now restricted to square mile: Rampant Rage Flu, Swine Like Symptoms
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:01 PM   #57
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McGuinness warns Mullen on militia links.
Edge tasered at La Guardia Airport baggage reclaim.
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:21 PM   #58
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World in Crisis

The world stands on the brink of war tonight.

The banning of well-known internet forum poster Zoots/Zootlesque from the forum of the multi-billion hedge fund 'interference.com' has sparked off a chain of unprecedented events, with claim and counterclaim rebounding off each other.

While the banning attracted little attention at first, it is believed that the Principle Management organisation got wind of the news some time earlier this week, and a growing chasm developed, with some, alleged to include Principle chief Paul McGuinness and U2 bassist Adam Clayton, taking the side of the interference corporation, while others backed Zoots. High level meetings were held Tuesday in an attempt to defuse the row, but the situation took a dramatic turn after Bono took charge of Principle's Praetorian Guard, an elite group of fighters previously assumed to be loyal to McGuinness, chartered a jumbo jet, and decamped to New York.

Accompanied by a group of supporters numbering up to 3,000 by some accounts, Bono, Larry Mullen and Kofi Annan, each of them bearded and clad in cloaks and sandals ('like Olde Testament prophets', one observer was heard to opine) stood vigil for Zoots outside Interference.com's Manhattan headquarters, praying and fasting. "Zoots is our John the Baptist, our Jesus, our Michael Jackson", one supporter was heard to acclaim, before breaking down into sobs, through which the words "Why, Sicy, why?" were barely audible.

Zootlesque, hiding out in the Appalachian Mountains, was not available for comment, but through a spokesman pleaded for 'calm heads to prevail' and 'for the victory Jesus won'.

Over the world's capitals tonight, the air is heavy. Heavy as a truck.
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:57 PM   #59
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I should clarify guys that John the Baptist was the one who foretold of the coming of the messiah, not the messiah per se. And Michael Jackson was a pop singer. It's some confused allusions you have going on there, but I take away the message that Zoots is a preacher who may or may not be the main show, and who may or may not be dressed in a military uniform.
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Old 11-23-2009, 05:56 PM   #60
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Can we have all U2 stories in this thread from now on. All U2 stories in here. Thenk you.
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