Things that you want, but don't have (pics please)

[Lila64]

Thank you, good sir. *wishes for a curtsying smilie*

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*The image above is not a depiction of my actions, it is merely my granting of a wish to someone who had the good manners to call me "sir".

Dammit, I searched for nothing!

But that lake house, NSW
And beegee's pool

 

[U2isthebest]

Even for loathsome scum like me, that was a pretty quick transition from making out to cursing my progeny. Damn woman.

I should have told you

to make out

with Deep

my

bad.

You'll find some way to make it up to me.

 

[beegee]

Don't even tease me like that. There's something so idyllic about having that sort of set up at your disposal. Stress at work? Whatever, fire up your grill, take a dip, sit outside and watch the sunset, etc. Perfect.

I would never leave my house.

Except maybe to get into my canoe and paddle around on that lake of yours.

 

[kingofsorrow]

want her..........very badly.
she looks so gorgeous in the black dress. yes i have a thing for asian girls.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Haven't got one of these yet.

 

[Galeongirl]

well, a driver's license, but I can't just google a random license and post it here right?

and I'm not posting the last thing I want because I wouldn't want the person in question to find me here!

 

[youvedonewhat]

 

[U2isthebest]

I'd like to add the new U2 album to this list. I think that's one thing we can all agree on.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'd like to add the new U2 album to this list. I think that's one thing we can all agree on.

you'd be surprised...

 

[U2isthebest]

you'd be surprised...

Oh, right. Ok, everyone but Zoots and Axver can agree on it.

 

[BoMac]

Oh, right. Ok, everyone but Zoots and Axver can agree on it.

 

[U2isthebest]

You? Get the hell outta here, then.

 

[BoMac]

You? Get the hell outta here, then.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

i don't think Beav cares either...

 

[U2isthebest]

i don't think Beav cares either...

I didn't even think I needed to mention him. He's always so stoned, I bet he doesn't even know where he is right now.

 

[U2isthebest]

DON'T TOUCH!!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

lol, most of the time he's sober which is even more frightening when you think about it...

 

[U2isthebest]

lol, most of the time he's sober which is even more frightening when you think about it...

No, son. Your dad and I have been trying to keep that away from you. We don't want Uncle Beav to set a bad example in our home. We're the only ones that should be doing that, you see...Hey, where's my valium and dry martini?

 

[BoMac]

DON'T TOUCH!!

 

[U2isthebest]

My name is Candy. I'm in room 1209.

 

[Zoots]

 

[U2isthebest]

Are you my 3:30?

 

[Zoots]

How about 5:00, right after work?

 

[U2isthebest]

How about 5:00, right after work?

I think I'll be at dinner with one of my better clients then. Sorry.

 

[Zoots]

one of my better clients

 

[U2isthebest]

Sean Penn






I'd like to add him to my list of things I want but don't have.

 

[Zoots]

So you're a fan of Madonna AND Sean Penn!

 

[U2isthebest]

So you're a fan of Madonna AND Sean Penn!

He's my fav. actor. Also, I want to sleep with him.

 

[Zoots]

So this has nothing to do with the fact that he dated Madonna at one time!

 

[U2isthebest]

So this has nothing to do with the fact that he dated Madonna at one time!

He was married to Madonna for 4 years. And no, it just makes me jealous of Madonna.