The only acceptable use of Twitter

[Jive Turkey]

Alright, I hate Twitter with a passion. I dont really care what people ate for dinner or what time they had to wake up this morning. but his fine gentleman has truly discovered what twitter was meant for. I imagine there was a similar sentiment when they found out they could make boobs from silicone.

Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter

 

[VintagePunk]

Dude, you need to read this thread, some of the funniest stuff to ever grace the pages of interference.

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f201/my-grandfather-is-fucked-in-the-head-115906.html

 

[dan_smee]

That is fucking gold!

"How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Meh. I wouldn't say that's the only acceptable use of the site. I won't provide specific examples, but there are a few celebrities who've gotten the hang of the thing.

 

[Bonochick]

I love this guy.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

 

[Earnie Shavers]

Perhaps Edge should switch his to "shitbonosays".

 

[Bonogirl777]

That'd be priceless.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Dude, you need to read this thread, some of the funniest stuff to ever grace the pages of interference.

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f201/my-grandfather-is-fucked-in-the-head-115906.html

I'd forgotten about that thread! I wonder whatever happened there, it sounded like Gramps was actually quite a lonely guy, losing his wife and then his fiancee.

 

[mikal]

i was thinking about starting a twitter account for my 4 month old daughter.

how cool would posts like this be?

"just pooped"

"sick of formula"

"i like the ball that makes noise"

 

[AnnRKeyintheUSA]

I hate Twitter because

I don't want anyone to know what I'm doing right now
I can't imagine anyone would give a shit what I'm doing right now
I don't give a shit what you're doing right now

It's hard for me to believe anyone is egotistical or nosey enough to care what everyone is doing and want everyone to know what they are doing.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

It's hard for me to believe anyone is egotistical or nosey enough to care what everyone is doing and want everyone to know what they are doing.

It isn't for me. Then again I have been a member of this forum for a few years now....

 

[coolian2]

i was thinking about starting a twitter account for my 4 month old daughter.

how cool would posts like this be?

"just pooped"

"sick of formula"

"i like the ball that makes noise"

sounds like a 24 year old's twitter.

 

[JanuaryStar]

sounds like a 24 year old's twitter.

 

[AnnRKeyintheUSA]

It isn't for me. Then again I have been a member of this forum for a few years now....

This one isn't that bad, I've been on forums with 'chat' threads (long before twitter existed) where people listed every mundane thing in their lives and got offended if nobody cared. Fortunately for them, and unfortunately for the rest of us, there was a whole group of them who appeased each other's needs and the threads grew to record lengths.

 

[Purplereign]

Dude, you need to read this thread, some of the funniest stuff to ever grace the pages of interference.

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f201/my-grandfather-is-fucked-in-the-head-115906.html

nothing like an all out belly laugh to chase the blues away
thanks for the heads up VP, that stuff is gold . . .what a hoot .. . wonder what they are both up to now?

 

[UberBeaver]

If twitter were more like that, I might actually be interested in it. That is some funny shit.

Dude, you need to read this thread, some of the funniest stuff to ever grace the pages of interference.

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f201/my-grandfather-is-fucked-in-the-head-115906.html

Wow. I forgot all about that one.

 

[VintagePunk]

nothing like an all out belly laugh to chase the blues away
thanks for the heads up VP, that stuff is gold . . .what a hoot .. . wonder what they are both up to now?

Glad you enjoyed it!

The night I searched for the link I reread it (after reading it multiple time in the past), and I chuckled through it. Then when I got to this post I lost it. I laughed so hard, I literally cried.

 

[VintagePunk]

If twitter were more like that, I might actually be interested in it. That is some funny shit.



Wow. I forgot all about that one.

How's Numb doing? Have you talked to him lately?

 

[UberBeaver]

Now and then. He, like me, is mostly watching children's shows and whatnot.

 

[Laura M]

I cannot stop laughing. Genius.

The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog.

P.s. Does the Broom still post here?

 

[bonocomet]

Glad you enjoyed it!

The night I searched for the link I reread it (after reading it multiple time in the past), and I chuckled through it. Then when I got to this post I lost it. I laughed so hard, I literally cried.

same here. tears, seriously. That is the best thing ever.

 

[VintagePunk]

"AWWWWW, BALLS!!!"





fcl

 

[bonocomet]

 

[IWasBored]

that is fucking hysterical. twitter is retarded, but that was quite entertaining.

 

[coolian2]

sounds like a 24 year old's twitter.

or 99% of the threads in out of control, actually. now that i think about it.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Where did you itch just now?