THE MOST SMASHED POST EVER?

[WildHoneyAlways]

There aren't any. I'm very proud of you, my young friend.

Look at that English BA in action!

 

[Dalton]

Drunk posting is silly and usually over exaggerated. I guess I'm in the old crabby folks category.

No kidding. I rarely post on here when I am not drinking.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Drunk dialing is funnier!

forget drunk dialing... drunk texting is much easier and can create so many more issues.

 

[Moser]

Guys, I think I broke a new record for the single most ridiculously drunk/high/whatever post anyone has ever posted. Here's how ridiculous it is, I HONESTLY SWEAR ON MY LIFE DO NOT recall a. being on line then b. being concious then and c. typing any posts on interference.

Seriously, this is a fucking hoot. I should get an award or something:

U2 Feedback - View Single Post - The Temple Bar.....Let's point and laugh at BoMac's illiteracy....MUYFA!


I woke up at 4 PM yesterday.

That's pretty fucking scary.

Why the hell are you on the Internet (better yet Interference?) when drunk?

 

[No spoken words]

You know what I like about you the most? Your modesty.

You know what I like about you the most? Your absence.

 

[LemonMelon]

Getting drunk for the sake of posting drunk is pretty sad.

Getting drunk and posting drunk with the two not being connected is fine.

Indeed. But it's still not exactly something to be proud of. Honestly, if Gabe was truly embarrassed by his post, wouldn't he avoid pointing it out to the entire forum? Unless he's a glutton for punishment, of course, which is a very strong possibility.

 

[coolian2]

Indeed. But it's still not exactly something to be proud of. Honestly, if Gabe was truly embarrassed by his post, wouldn't he avoid pointing it out to the entire forum? Unless he's a glutton for punishment, of course, which is a very strong possibility.

You're right on all counts.

 

[coolian2]

You know what I like about you the most? Your absence.

Right back at you.

 

[Dalton]

Ian, my dick is in your ear.

 

[gvox]

Guys,

I'm not embarrassed in the least bit. I didn't light into anyone or insult anyone or say anything about anyone that I wish I hadn't. I'm finding it funny that I could actually be so smashed that I could turn on my computer, navigate into here and post the insanity I did. And not remember a single thing of it. I didn't post for the sake of posting drunk, I was so drunk that I did something random. Like post gibberish. I could have ran out in the street covered in shaving creme, and you know what? That would have been equally fucking hilarous.

It's not embarrassing, attention-seeking, or gluttony for punishment, IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS. And I'm laughing at MYSELF. So of course I don't care if everyone else knows or if I pointed it out, IT'S FUNNY!

Guess not too many people can't laugh at themselves when they do something incredibly funny.

 

[LMP]

forget drunk dialing... drunk texting is much easier and can create so many more issues.

That made up a whole episode of the new 90210 show, too, so there's that.

 

[coolian2]

Ian, my dick is in your ear.

I didn't even notice it.

 

[LMP]

Guys,

I'm not embarrassed in the least bit. I didn't light into anyone or insult anyone or say anything about anyone that I wish I hadn't. I'm finding it funny that I could actually be so smashed that I could turn on my computer, navigate into here and post the insanity I did. And not remember a single thing of it. I didn't post for the sake of posting drunk, I was so drunk that I did something random. Like post gibberish. I could have ran out in the street covered in shaving creme, and you know what? That would have been equally fucking hilarous.

It's not embarrassing, attention-seeking, or gluttony for punishment, IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS. And I'm laughing at MYSELF. So of course I don't care if everyone else knows or if I pointed it out, IT'S FUNNY!

Guess not too many people can't laugh at themselves when they do something incredibly funny.

Maybe people have different senses of humor, not sure about that. As one of the sexy people, I'm inclined to agree with that point.

 

[LemonMelon]

IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS.

This is highly debatable.

Guess not too many people can't laugh at themselves when they do something incredibly funny.

Even if there wasn't a double negative involved, I still wouldn't buy this statement at all.

 

[Zoots]

What's going on here? Obviously Gabe was just having a little fun recalling his drunk post. I doubt he was trying to be an attention whore.

 

[coolian2]

Guess not too many people can't laugh at themselves when they do something incredibly funny.

Now that's funny.

 

[redhotswami]

so i'm trying to get the big idea here. drunk posting is uncool, but posting drunk pictures of yourself is cool?

 

[UberBeaver]

You know what I've learned from all this? That I really want to try colaznapan.

 

[LMP]

so i'm trying to get the big idea here. drunk posting is uncool, but posting drunk pictures of yourself is cool?

And drunk dialing and drunk texting.

Streaking hasn't been mentioned either, which is shame.

 

[No spoken words]

What's going on here? Obviously Gabe was just having a little fun recalling his drunk post. I doubt he was trying to be an attention whore.

Uh-oh everyone, the police have arrived.

 

[redhotswami]

You know what I've learned from all this? That I really want to try colaznapan.

Pfffft. Might as well take a pixie stick. Clonazepam is where it's at!

 

[No spoken words]

You know what I've learned from all this? That I really want to try colaznapan.

Colaznapan sounds like a 17th Century Pirate. I'm not even drunk when I say that.

 

[Zoots]

Uh-oh everyone, the police have arrived.

What? I'm not trying to act like the police. I was just a bit surprised by the 1 star ratings.

 

[snowbunny00774]

so i'm trying to get the big idea here. drunk posting is uncool, but posting drunk pictures of yourself is cool?

or drunk posting is uncool when you don't do it anymore. you know, when you've grown as a person

 

[No spoken words]

so i'm trying to get the big idea here. drunk posting is uncool, but posting drunk pictures of yourself is cool?

Do they drunk post on Rage Ave?

 

[UberBeaver]

Colaznapan sounds like a 17th Century Pirate. I'm not even drunk when I say that.

"O, will ya look at that, risin yonder on the horizon! AHOY AHOY! See the markings, laddie? Aye. That's none other than that weak ass sea dog Colaz Napan. HA HA, alright boys, let's go board his ship, steal his stuff and slap his pansy ass around like a little bitch...AGAIN!"

I like it. Good imagery, Mike!

 

[redkat]

or drunk posting is uncool when you don't do it anymore. you know, when you've grown as a person

Interference has spoken. I think this was meant to be a poll.

 

[No spoken words]

"O, will ya look at that, risin yonder on the horizon! AHOY AHOY! See the markings, laddie? Aye. That's none other than that weak ass sea dog Colaz Napan. HA HA, alright boys, let's go board his ship, steal his stuff and slap his pansy ass around like a little bitch...AGAIN!"

I like it. Good imagery, Mike!

Purging is at last at hand. Day of Doom is here. All that is evil, all their allies; your parents, your leaders, those who would call themselves your judges; those who have lied and corrupted the Earth, they shall all be cleans

 

[redhotswami]

Colaznapan sounds like a 17th Century Pirate. I'm not even drunk when I say that.

no sprunk??

 

[redhotswami]

Do they drunk post on Rage Ave?

Fuck no. Rage Ave drunk posts on THEM! BOOYEAH!