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Old 09-19-2008, 11:47 PM   #76
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OMFG.

I usually have my shit together but, wow......just went to check my exact departure time via my e-ticket.....and, hey, good news......somehow I bought a ticket for today at 5pm, not tomorrow.

FUCKING SHIT
Sounds like someone could use a wormhole about now. Some good news, 5pm saturday flights are generally less busy than 5pm Friday flights - so you should be able to get a seat - and since you're changing it anyway, get an earlier flight and then tell those fuckers at work you have to leave early because - DA DA DA DA - THEY CHANGED YOUR FLIGHT!
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Sounds like someone could use a wormhole about now. Some good news, 5pm saturday flights are generally less busy than 5pm Friday flights - so you should be able to get a seat - and since you're changing it anyway, get an earlier flight and then tell those fuckers at work you have to leave early because - DA DA DA DA - THEY CHANGED YOUR FLIGHT!
he don't have to tell them shit. if they question why he is bolting out of the meeting to hop in his lam, he can fire them with the snap of his fingers.
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I got a flight at the correct time, but because I simply did not show up tonight, my ticket from today retained no value, so, just had to buy another ticket altogether.

This fucking trip has been jinxed from the jump.
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I got a flight at the correct time, but because I simply did not show up tonight, my ticket from today retained no value, so, just had to buy another ticket altogether.

This fucking trip has been jinxed from the jump.
dude, they would have charged you a date change fee if you pushed a little.
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I got a flight at the correct time, but because I simply did not show up tonight, my ticket from today retained no value, so, just had to buy another ticket altogether.

This fucking trip has been jinxed from the jump.
i'm sorry, mike. i hope the rest of the trip is drama free.
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dude, they would have charged you a date change fee if you pushed a little.
I tried, they would not budge. It's only $$$, I was more worried that I'd not find a flight at the same time....earlier would not have been possible, and later would have meant I totally missed the reunion. This way, I still have a chance to catch the tail end.
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i'm sorry, mike. i hope the rest of the trip is drama free.
Thanks!
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I tried, they would not budge. It's only $$$, I was more worried that I'd not find a flight at the same time....earlier would not have been possible, and later would have meant I totally missed the reunion. This way, I still have a chance to catch the tail end.
Well, then sing real loud the whole flight as a way to say "Fuck You" right back at them. Not too loud - you don't to get arrested, but let them know you're there. You know?
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Well, then sing real loud the whole flight as a way to say "Fuck You" right back at them. Not too loud - you don't to get arrested, but let them know you're there. You know?
That's a good idea.

REVENGE IS MINE!!!!!!

What song? A Sea Chanty?
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Make a genius playlist and just sing whatever comes on. As each song starts say, "Ohhh, nice - I love this fucking song. This Genius playlist feature is AWESOME! Dalton was right." Also, set "Cherry Pie" as the song of choice for the Genius Playlist maker.
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Make a genius playlist and just sing whatever comes on. As each song starts say, "Ohhh, nice - I love this fucking song. This Genius playlist feature is AWESOME! Dalton was right." Also, set "Cherry Pie" as the song of choice for the Genius Playlist maker.
I can do that. What if Reggie is on my flight, though?
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just keep singing the intro to Final Countdown over and over again. No lyrics to memorize. Just RTFO
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just keep singing the intro to Final Countdown over and over again. No lyrics to memorize. Just RTFO
Maybe at the end of each song, I toss in a "It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!"
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Maybe at the end of each song, I toss in a "It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!"

can you buy me a ticket too?
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can you buy me a ticket too?
I would, but it would likely end up being for last week.
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