The Fortune Cookie thread - like ZC advice, without the hugs

[LemonMelon]

The premise of this thread is to post your fortunes; I would suggest that they be shitty or humorous, but I don't know what other options you have here.

Two from tonight:

"A kiss is not a kiss without the heart"
- Meg Ryan

And my personal favorite, which Cobbler likely could have come up with at gunpoint:

"Stuff happens. It is your response that counts."

Stuff does indeed happen. I never would have discovered this had I not purchased Chinese takeout this evening.

 

[bono_212]

I'm kind of creeped out by one I got, "When the time comes, choose the one on the right." What the fuck?

 

[cobl04]

Nope. Mine would have been simply "shit happens".

I can't participate in this thread, as I don't like Chinese, because I am racist.

 

[LemonMelon]

You're just upset because your last three fortunes Friggin Cobblered you.

 

[cobl04]

Well when my parents brought it home I did say, "sorry, it's just not my thing."

 

[beegee]

"When the time comes, choose the one on the right."

That's awesome.

 

[U2Girl1978]

I had some Halls cough drops the other day and they have these sayings on the wrappers. One of them said: Don't give up on yourself.

 

[Reggo]

"Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation."

 

[LemonMelon]

"Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation."

All of the great revolutions of our time began with dull, intoxicated nights with a few cartons of fried rice.

 

[iron yuppie]

"The price of stamps will climb ever higher."

Oh wait, that should be in the Simpsons thread.