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Old 07-24-2011, 12:11 AM   #1
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The premise of this thread is to post your fortunes; I would suggest that they be shitty or humorous, but I don't know what other options you have here.

Two from tonight:

"A kiss is not a kiss without the heart"
- Meg Ryan

And my personal favorite, which Cobbler likely could have come up with at gunpoint:

"Stuff happens. It is your response that counts."

Stuff does indeed happen. I never would have discovered this had I not purchased Chinese takeout this evening.
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Old 07-24-2011, 12:14 AM   #2
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I'm kind of creeped out by one I got, "When the time comes, choose the one on the right." What the fuck?
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Old 07-24-2011, 12:15 AM   #3
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Nope. Mine would have been simply "shit happens".

I can't participate in this thread, as I don't like Chinese, because I am racist.
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Old 07-24-2011, 12:24 AM   #4
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You're just upset because your last three fortunes Friggin Cobblered you.
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Old 07-24-2011, 12:29 AM   #5
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Well when my parents brought it home I did say, "sorry, it's just not my thing."
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Old 07-24-2011, 01:21 AM   #6
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"When the time comes, choose the one on the right."
That's awesome.
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I had some Halls cough drops the other day and they have these sayings on the wrappers. One of them said: Don't give up on yourself.
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Old 07-24-2011, 01:58 AM   #8
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"Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation."
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Old 07-24-2011, 02:31 AM   #9
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"Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation."
All of the great revolutions of our time began with dull, intoxicated nights with a few cartons of fried rice.
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Old 07-24-2011, 02:31 PM   #10
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"The price of stamps will climb ever higher."

Oh wait, that should be in the Simpsons thread.
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