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Old 12-29-2008, 08:56 AM   #1
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So, I've got the jock itch

I started training for a marathon that I'd like to run in the spring, which means I'm running quite a bit more than I have in the last few months. The other night I wake up at 2 or 3 and my inner thighs are itching like a motherfucker. I's got the jock itch.

Now, I've never had the man itch before so I wasn't sure what to do. Thank God for google! (Phelps swims at 9pm est you arrogant prick.) Thankfully Lotromin makes an over-the-counter spray for your balls. Its amazing. When you first spray it on it's freezing cold, then it becomes burning hot before it stabilizes and it feels like your sack is sitting in a glass of warm water. Brilliant!

But here is my question. If scientists can make such an amazing spray, why can't they make me some underwear that breath a little better?
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Old 12-29-2008, 10:45 AM   #2
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didn't we have a conversation about this? oh wait, it was something else

i'm uh, glad your jock itch is better?

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I started training for a marathon that I'd like to run in the spring, which means I'm running quite a bit more than I have in the last few months. The other night I wake up at 2 or 3 and my inner thighs are itching like a motherfucker. I's got the jock itch.

Now, I've never had the man itch before so I wasn't sure what to do. Thank God for google! (Phelps swims at 9pm est you arrogant prick.) Thankfully Lotromin makes an over-the-counter spray for your balls. Its amazing. When you first spray it on it's freezing cold, then it becomes burning hot before it stabilizes and it feels like your sack is sitting in a glass of warm water. Brilliant!

But here is my question. If scientists can make such an amazing spray, why can't they make me some underwear that breath a little better?
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Old 12-29-2008, 01:21 PM   #4
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Lotromin?! Fuck that shit. BEN GAY.

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Old 12-29-2008, 05:56 PM   #5
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don't use lotrimin as eyedrops, folks.
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I swear to God, every time I use the spray I feel like I should be singing a Jimmy Buffet song. Change of attitude indeed.
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You sure you're not singing "Pencil Thin Mustache?"
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holy shit.. what did I just walk into


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Why don't you let off some steam, Dalton?



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The first Olympians wore nothing but a pretty little laurel wreath of olive.

I think there is a lesson to be learned here.
Can ya dig it?
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The first Olympians wore nothing but a pretty little laurel wreath of olive.

I think there is a lesson to be learned here.
Can ya dig it?
No WAY!

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Dalton, are you sure you didn't buy this accidentally?

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