Dalton
Blue Crack Addict
I started training for a marathon that I'd like to run in the spring, which means I'm running quite a bit more than I have in the last few months. The other night I wake up at 2 or 3 and my inner thighs are itching like a motherfucker. I's got the jock itch.
Now, I've never had the man itch before so I wasn't sure what to do. Thank God for google! (Phelps swims at 9pm est you arrogant prick.) Thankfully Lotromin makes an over-the-counter spray for your balls. Its amazing. When you first spray it on it's freezing cold, then it becomes burning hot before it stabilizes and it feels like your sack is sitting in a glass of warm water. Brilliant!
But here is my question. If scientists can make such an amazing spray, why can't they make me some underwear that breath a little better?
Now, I've never had the man itch before so I wasn't sure what to do. Thank God for google! (Phelps swims at 9pm est you arrogant prick.) Thankfully Lotromin makes an over-the-counter spray for your balls. Its amazing. When you first spray it on it's freezing cold, then it becomes burning hot before it stabilizes and it feels like your sack is sitting in a glass of warm water. Brilliant!
But here is my question. If scientists can make such an amazing spray, why can't they make me some underwear that breath a little better?