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Awww man, I thought mine was unique.
What wonderful robot is writing this stuff?
What wonderful robot is writing this stuff?
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Awww man I just got finished erasing a beauty and then I saw this thread...
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AnnRKeyintheUSA
War Child
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing following an opportunity in my office that will be of
immense benefit to both of us. I am branch Manager of one of the
leading bank in South Africa in my bank we discovered an abandoned large
sum of money belonging to one of our Foreign Costumer, since 2003 nobody
has operated this account. The owner of this account is DR. GEORGE
BRUMLEY, an American Nationality, He was a contractor/consultant to
KRUGER MINING (SA) INC a South African Government Owned Mining Company.
He was a Geo/Physicist by profession a businessman based America/South
Africa, who involved in air Crash along with his family. I am seeking
for your Co-operation to present you as the next of kin/beneficiary to
our late Customer. You can confirm from the website below.
CNN.com - 3 generations of Atlanta family die in Kenya crash - Jul. 21, 2003
No other person knows about this account or anything concerning these
funds, no beneficiary and nobody have ever come for the claims and if we
do not remit this funds out it will be confiscated into the Government
Treasure. I am seeking for your Co-operation to present or front you as
the beneficiary of the funds. The Strategy is to use our influence as
managers of the bank to make you the beneficiary and approve the funds
to you the beneficiary of the funds since no beneficiary.So if you are
interested please reply with your full name, Address,telephone and fax
number for further clarification.
Regards.
Mr. James Lynnwood
I am writing following an opportunity in my office that will be of
immense benefit to both of us. I am branch Manager of one of the
leading bank in South Africa in my bank we discovered an abandoned large
sum of money belonging to one of our Foreign Costumer, since 2003 nobody
has operated this account. The owner of this account is DR. GEORGE
BRUMLEY, an American Nationality, He was a contractor/consultant to
KRUGER MINING (SA) INC a South African Government Owned Mining Company.
He was a Geo/Physicist by profession a businessman based America/South
Africa, who involved in air Crash along with his family. I am seeking
for your Co-operation to present you as the next of kin/beneficiary to
our late Customer. You can confirm from the website below.
CNN.com - 3 generations of Atlanta family die in Kenya crash - Jul. 21, 2003
No other person knows about this account or anything concerning these
funds, no beneficiary and nobody have ever come for the claims and if we
do not remit this funds out it will be confiscated into the Government
Treasure. I am seeking for your Co-operation to present or front you as
the beneficiary of the funds. The Strategy is to use our influence as
managers of the bank to make you the beneficiary and approve the funds
to you the beneficiary of the funds since no beneficiary.So if you are
interested please reply with your full name, Address,telephone and fax
number for further clarification.
Regards.
Mr. James Lynnwood
AnnRKeyintheUSA
War Child
The Senate Committee On ATM card FCT, ABUJA.:
OUR REF : FGN /SNT/STB
YOUR REF :
Dear Beneficiary,
NOTICE OF ATM CARD ACCREDITATION
You are officially informed that an ATM Card numbered;5438400123456789
valued at $6.8 MILLION USD (Six Million Eight Hundred Thousand USD )
only with has been accredited in your favor .Your Personal
Identification Number ATM-2900.The ATM Card has a daily withdrawal limit
of US$5,000.00 (Five Thousand USD)only.This is the final notification
and after a months' notice, your ATM Card will be sent to the national
treasury. You are advice to contact secretary of our affiliate courier
company,for claim processing and verification with the below details:
* Full Name:
* Delivery Address:
* Phone Number:
* Gender:
* Age:
* Occupation:
* Country:
Contact Person: Mrs Jenna Fisher.
Email: Mrsjennafisher@yahoo.com.hk
Phone Number: +2347065303432/ 0112347065303432
NOTE:The only fees you have to pay to the courier company is the delivery
fee of USD 100,contact them as soon as possible to make arrangement on how
to deliver your ATM CARD.
Regards,
Senator David Mark.
Chairman,Committee On ATM Card Payment.
ATM CARD PAYMENT UNIT.
OUR REF : FGN /SNT/STB
YOUR REF :
Dear Beneficiary,
NOTICE OF ATM CARD ACCREDITATION
You are officially informed that an ATM Card numbered;5438400123456789
valued at $6.8 MILLION USD (Six Million Eight Hundred Thousand USD )
only with has been accredited in your favor .Your Personal
Identification Number ATM-2900.The ATM Card has a daily withdrawal limit
of US$5,000.00 (Five Thousand USD)only.This is the final notification
and after a months' notice, your ATM Card will be sent to the national
treasury. You are advice to contact secretary of our affiliate courier
company,for claim processing and verification with the below details:
* Full Name:
* Delivery Address:
* Phone Number:
* Gender:
* Age:
* Occupation:
* Country:
Contact Person: Mrs Jenna Fisher.
Email: Mrsjennafisher@yahoo.com.hk
Phone Number: +2347065303432/ 0112347065303432
NOTE:The only fees you have to pay to the courier company is the delivery
fee of USD 100,contact them as soon as possible to make arrangement on how
to deliver your ATM CARD.
Regards,
Senator David Mark.
Chairman,Committee On ATM Card Payment.
ATM CARD PAYMENT UNIT.
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AnnRKeyintheUSA
War Child
Well, at least you're a guy and you got the penis enlargement one, I'm a girl and I get those and I know guys who get the ones for breast enlargement
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AnnRKeyintheUSA
War Child
She looks like one of those girls who friend requests you on myspace but she turns out to be spam.
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She turns out to be Pam??????????????
AnnRKeyintheUSA
War Child
Oh, sorry, I didn't get it because I don't know "Pam." If you have a myspace you'll know what I meant, you get friend requests from 'hot' girls but actually it's just a picture and a made up name and they have fake profiles or no profile and they are just trying to phish you. It's probably some very unattractive and very bored guy making those and sending them out. They usually get found out and deleted by "Tom" within a couple days anyway.
I'm really suprised this thread isn't getting more action, there are so many funny spam emails out there.
I'm really suprised this thread isn't getting more action, there are so many funny spam emails out there.
Mr. BAW
ONE love, blood, life
You have a private matchmaker note about char
Monday, August 10, 2009 5:01 PM
From:
"SpeedDate" <apps+o00ytzc6@facebookappmail.com>
Add sender to Contacts
To:
"Richard Estrada" <s.com>
We found you a potential match today:
Enable images to see char 's picture
char , 26
East Meadow, NY
View Profile
to learn more about
char , and
send a flirt if you want.
Click here to invite friends!
Edit or disable emails.
Edit app settings or disable email from SpeedDate here
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Monday, August 10, 2009 5:01 PM
From:
"SpeedDate" <apps+o00ytzc6@facebookappmail.com>
Add sender to Contacts
To:
"Richard Estrada" <s.com>
We found you a potential match today:
Enable images to see char 's picture
char , 26
East Meadow, NY
View Profile
to learn more about
char , and
send a flirt if you want.
Click here to invite friends!
Edit or disable emails.
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Pam is the name of the secretary on the office. The actress's real name is Jenna Fischer. That's like three jokes in one, man!!
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Zoots
Blue Crack Supplier
LETS BE A GOOD FRIEND
Tuesday, 18 August, 2009 10:00 PM
From:
"Trecy Betty" <trecybetty19@yahoo.com>
To: undisclosed-recipients
LETS BE A GOOD FRIEND
Friendship is sharing a laugh or two;
Friendship is leaning on each other when
we come to a bend in life's road;
Friendship is taking the time to encourage
There's a miracle called "Friendship." Oh what a miracle it is
in just keeping' it real. The "Friendship" dwells way, way down deep in the heart and soul of a person or individuals.
You don't know how this "Friendship" happens, it just happens so soulfully... It is a light from the "Friendship" that provides sunlight to the soul
whenever it happens. But you know and recognize the gift from above.
My name is Trecy from United States of America hope to tell you more about myself as soon as I hear from you.
Thanks
Trecy
What should I reply?
Tuesday, 18 August, 2009 10:00 PM
From:
"Trecy Betty" <trecybetty19@yahoo.com>
To: undisclosed-recipients
LETS BE A GOOD FRIEND
Friendship is sharing a laugh or two;
Friendship is leaning on each other when
we come to a bend in life's road;
Friendship is taking the time to encourage
There's a miracle called "Friendship." Oh what a miracle it is
in just keeping' it real. The "Friendship" dwells way, way down deep in the heart and soul of a person or individuals.
You don't know how this "Friendship" happens, it just happens so soulfully... It is a light from the "Friendship" that provides sunlight to the soul
whenever it happens. But you know and recognize the gift from above.
My name is Trecy from United States of America hope to tell you more about myself as soon as I hear from you.
Thanks
Trecy
What should I reply?
GibsonGirl
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Yeah, who cares?
Oh, I'm not even in the least bit suspicious!
Mr. BAW
ONE love, blood, life
"PRESIDENTIAL WHO'S WHO"
Dear Company owner,
It is my pleasure to inform you that on July 27, 2009, your information was reviewed and accepted for inclusion in the 2010 edition.
Presidential Who's Who each year recognizes and selects key executives, professionals and organizations in all disciplines and industries for outstanding business and professional achievements.
Those who have reached a distinguished level of success in their chosen profession share this recognition.
Please take a moment to complete the invitation form below. We would also ask that you write clearly as it will be reviewed by our editorial department.
As a reminder, Presidential Who's Who is pleased to inform you that there are NO FEES or DUES to be included in the publication.
On behalf of the CEO and our esteemed staff, we wish you continued success.
Sincerely,
Mark Anthony McGuiness
Chief Operations Officer
***I ran the phone listing through the net, SO MANY complaints about telephone harassment that followed..!
Dear Company owner,
It is my pleasure to inform you that on July 27, 2009, your information was reviewed and accepted for inclusion in the 2010 edition.
Presidential Who's Who each year recognizes and selects key executives, professionals and organizations in all disciplines and industries for outstanding business and professional achievements.
Those who have reached a distinguished level of success in their chosen profession share this recognition.
Please take a moment to complete the invitation form below. We would also ask that you write clearly as it will be reviewed by our editorial department.
As a reminder, Presidential Who's Who is pleased to inform you that there are NO FEES or DUES to be included in the publication.
On behalf of the CEO and our esteemed staff, we wish you continued success.
Sincerely,
Mark Anthony McGuiness
Chief Operations Officer
***I ran the phone listing through the net, SO MANY complaints about telephone harassment that followed..!
DRay9911
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No woman will dare reject you when she sees that beast in your pants
Women are always willing to sleep with men who are well-endowed.
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Zoots
Blue Crack Supplier
What the fuck is this shit??? Does anybody else get these?
I get like 50 or 100 of them every single day! Thank god they all get delivered straight to the Spam folder.
I get like 50 or 100 of them every single day! Thank god they all get delivered straight to the Spam folder.
europop2005
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Apparently I won the Australian Lottery
HEAD OFFICE:
6123 Victoria Rd.
Melbourne Ax34587,
AUSTRALIA LOTTERY INC.
Ref:4758961725
Batch: ALLINC 70564943902/188
Winning no:FGNGB2701/LPRC
Dear Email-User ,
We are delighted to inform you of your prize release from the Australian
International Lottery program Which is fully based on an advanced electronic
selection of winners using their e-mail addresses, your email was attached to
ticket number; 47061725 07056490902 serial number 7741137002,which consequently
won you the lottery in the second category.
You are hereby have been approved a lump sum pay of $500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref:ILP/HW 47509/02 from the
total cash prize of $4.8million shared amongst eight lucky winners in this
category,no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different
ticket numbers for representation and privacy.
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE : Simply contact our Regional fiduciary agent Mr.Graham
Douglas in London with the following email : ms.confidential@rediffmail.com to
claim your Prize money.you are to send your winning number which can be found on
the top left corner of this notification to Mr.Martin Moore
We advise you not to disclose about your Prize award until your money is
successfully handed over to you to avoid disqualification that may arise from
double claim as many complains were noted out in our last Award,some winners
money were missing due to double claim from non winners that arise to
disqualification .
It is very important you contact your claims agent Mr.Graham Douglas on
:ms.confidential@rediffmail.com
Congratulations once again on your winning!!!
Mrs.Mary Anderson
Online coordinator
Australia Lottery Inc
HEAD OFFICE:
6123 Victoria Rd.
Melbourne Ax34587,
AUSTRALIA LOTTERY INC.
Ref:4758961725
Batch: ALLINC 70564943902/188
Winning no:FGNGB2701/LPRC
Dear Email-User ,
We are delighted to inform you of your prize release from the Australian
International Lottery program Which is fully based on an advanced electronic
selection of winners using their e-mail addresses, your email was attached to
ticket number; 47061725 07056490902 serial number 7741137002,which consequently
won you the lottery in the second category.
You are hereby have been approved a lump sum pay of $500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref:ILP/HW 47509/02 from the
total cash prize of $4.8million shared amongst eight lucky winners in this
category,no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different
ticket numbers for representation and privacy.
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE : Simply contact our Regional fiduciary agent Mr.Graham
Douglas in London with the following email : ms.confidential@rediffmail.com to
claim your Prize money.you are to send your winning number which can be found on
the top left corner of this notification to Mr.Martin Moore
We advise you not to disclose about your Prize award until your money is
successfully handed over to you to avoid disqualification that may arise from
double claim as many complains were noted out in our last Award,some winners
money were missing due to double claim from non winners that arise to
disqualification .
It is very important you contact your claims agent Mr.Graham Douglas on
:ms.confidential@rediffmail.com
Congratulations once again on your winning!!!
Mrs.Mary Anderson
Online coordinator
Australia Lottery Inc
Zoots
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Congrats, dude!
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You say you want a revolution?
I fear the apples
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Dear Friend
Greetings in the name of God. Pls let this not sound strange to you for my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early this year. I prayed and got your email id from your countries Christian guestbook (America has a Christian Guestbook. Currently has 130 million signatures) which i have been with my late husband and liked to visit once more if God will in his infinite mercies.
I am Mrs.Grace Hoffman from Kuwait, I am 68 years old, I am currently suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. I was brought up from a motherless babies home was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a fatal motor accident, before his death we were true Christians. (and now after his death you are fake Christians?)
Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of US$5.6Million dollars with a Financial company. Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get it confisticated.
Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital here in ROYAL LONDON HOSPITAL here London where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. My doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless babies' home.
I want you as God fearing person
As soon as I receive your reply and you give me assurance that you will use the fund accordingly,I shall give you the contact of the Financial Company. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my fund. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I 've stated herein.
Please reply me through this my private email address:
hoping to hear from you soon,Waiting for your reply
Yours in Christ,
Mrs.Grace Hoffman
This is the saddest ever. Breast, brain, lung cancer, dead husband... even her beloved lawyer is dead!
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I don't even know what they were advertising!
