Possible explanations for the interference meltdown?

[cobl04]

Did...

BVS admit defeat in an argument?
Axver say he likes Ultraviolet? Or One?
Peef Wellington use a smiley/exclamation point?
Peef Stroganoff post sober?
Inte or myself say that Sydney is a decent city?
Imperor not listen to swooncore for 24 hours?
Morrissey admit that constructs his setlists around what U2's roadie's blind, deaf and mute brother said in an interview with a prominent poster on a French U2 forum?
Someone post one too many s in the big hug thread?
Mark take the high road and stop postwhoring?
West Coast beat Geelong?
Bono mention Acrobat in an interview (but later found to be misquoted, as he was commenting on the acrobats having just been to the circus)?
Someone on youtube say U2 suck, enraging thousands of EYKIW posters?
Someone bring up Radiohead?
Interpol open for U2?
Roast Peef admit he likes every second of Pow Pow?
Bomac say Arcade Fire could be a lot better live?
Taylor Swift and Nadine Coyle announce a joint album?
GG post too many pictures of otters?
NSW finally blow up Canada?
The Edge fire back up his Interference account?
Someone continue to use incorrect grammar after being told off?
Someone say they like Nickelback or Pitbull?
Someone say Outkast are overrated?
Someone try to subvert Utahn Justice after illegally downloading London Calling?
GIFs stop working?

I'm out of ideas. What a horrible few hours it was. Please suggest more funny ideas, or, alternatively, tell me to get a goddam life, because it's abundantly clear I need one.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Did...

cobl04 give up on what's left of the Cats and become a Gold Coast supporter?
Lance claim a lack of knowledge on the mecha-noir movement in Sapporo?
Axver say he really, really hates being in NZ?
intedomine announce he's moving to Hobart?
too many people post in the "What Are You Erecting? Part 26" thread at once?
NSW reveal he's a gentile...
... who prefers COD to Gears of War?
GAF become a monk?
U2 open for Coldplay?

 

[cobl04]

Lance claim a lack of knowledge on the mecha-noir movement in Sapporo?

 

[mikal]

U2popmofo gets a whatcd account.

 

[Reggo]

mikal started listening to the Indigo Girls?

 

[PhilsFan]

What meltdown did my sobriety cause? I'm so sorry. I'll never do it again.

 

[LemonMelon]

McGuinness was going to sell the band to Interference while they were still worth something, but fell on the server.

 

[Reggo]

McGuinness was going to sell the band to Interference while they were still worth something, but fell on the server.

And our badminton team will never be the same again.

 

[No spoken words]

NSW reveal he's a gentile...
... who prefers COD to Gears of War?

You have a better chance of me claiming the former.

And some monks drink and smoke, but still don't have sex. Sounds like GAF to me.

 

[cobl04]

Oh no he di'nt!!!!!!

McGuinness was going to sell the band to Interference while they were still worth something, but fell on the server.

Highly plausible.

 

[Sicy]

Where's my cameo?

 

[cobl04]

Where's my cameo?

Did you add a picture after someone said "no need to add, Sicy"?

 

[LemonMelon]

She likely spent time with a cat during the meltdown.

Not exactly an alibi though; more of a motive.

 

[arw]

McGuinness was going to sell the band to Interference while they were still worth something, but fell on the server.

that made me laugh out loud

 

[Dfit00]

BVS admit defeat in an argument?

He will win a Nobel Peace Prize the day he does that.

 

[u2popmofo]

Cobbler, I wish you would shut up about Australia.

 

[iron yuppie]

My guess would be that Laz referred to a U2 song or album by its actual name.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

what meltdown?

 

[arw]

what meltdown?

there was a server maintenance message or something like that when I tried to use it around 8 am (central time) on Sun morning.

 

[Purplereign]

too many bouncing squirrels and bouncing titties were posted in the set list thread

Spoiler

you can all roll your eyes and throw brickbats after I've left


3 . . .2 . . .1 . . .

 

[cobl04]

Cobbler, I wish you would shut up about Australia.

I love a sunburnt country, a land of sweeping plains...

 

[Vlad n U 2]

With kangaroos in streets and a ridiculous national game ...

Oh wait, that's not the poem is it?