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Old 03-29-2009, 12:14 AM   #1
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Police remain patient in extended standoff with Mrs Garrison

A bra-less, wild-eyed Mrs Garrison (the well known raconteur, bon vivant, male-to-female transexual, interference poster and fictional South Park character), has barricaded herself in Spago's, the renowned third floor restaurant at the Roosevelt Hotel, New York City, for the last 72 hours, holding the staff and manager hostage and repeatedly threatening them with a broken off wine bottle (Chateau La Tour, 1974).

Witnesses say that Mrs Garrison became involved in a dispute with a sommelier. Initially a light-hearted banter over the manner in which the sommelier was pouring the desert wine (La Rochefort, 1985) for Mrs Garrison, the row escalated when the (as yet unnamed) restaurant manager sidled over to the table and proceeded to take Mrs Garrison to task over the unconvincing results of his/her sex change operation.

Manhattan Police remain confident of a peaceful solution.

~ Reuters, AP
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Old 03-29-2009, 06:38 AM   #2
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as much flack as reporters get these days about going easy on hard stories, you really have to admire the attention to detail in this piece.

i mean, not only did he find out what kind of wine bottle was being used in the holdup, he also got the year down. that's no small feat, gang.
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go easy on the hard stories, haha, yeah (poor Reuters).

Well i get the feeling this one isn't going to end well for the home team, gang.

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haha

that hug with the dancing lock is atrocious.
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speaking of...

you do realize that im wearing eyeliner and also im naked below the waist
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Can we get that hug smilie in cornflower blue?
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honestly it was a chemical imbalance caused by poor diet of junk foods, i.e. twinkies, that made me this way. Guys. Don't think i haven't noticed you smirking behind my back either.

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you into dudes there garrison, or what's the story there?
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if i was into you, Zoomie69, you'd know it (and probably like it)

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