Next week, on The West Wing

[Kieran McConville]

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[Hewson]

Poor Leo.

 

[PhilsFan]

Next week on the West Wing, each character stands up in the Oval Office and loudly runs through his or her resume. Executive producers Aaron Sorkin, Thomas Schlamme, John Wells.

 

[IWasBored]

Leo dies, Bono cancels Paternity test :coming up on the next episode of Mauryч

 

[IWasBored]

Ч is what happens when you accidentally hit the Cyrillic keyboard mid word, btw.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Josh Something, Chief of Communications and Stuff.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

 

[PhilsFan]

I got my bachelor's at Harvard, my master's at Dartmouth, my PhD at Oxford, I've won 35 national campaigns in the last decade, and I have the diplomatic rank of all of the Joint Chiefs COMBINED, and I would like to know why I wasn't told you were going to add this to this speech.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Now for the love of god will you tell me which of those kids is my boss's daughter?

That would be me.

Oh boy, is this bad on so many levels.

 

[IWasBored]

I got my bachelor's at Harvard, my master's at Dartmouth, my PhD at Oxford, I've won 35 national campaigns in the last decade, and I have the diplomatic rank of all of the Joint Chiefs COMBINED, and I would like to know why I wasn't told you were going to add this to this speech.

We tried to contact you, but when reached for comment your exact words were (and I quote) "Taco Bell, motherfuckers."

 

[PhilsFan]

 

[MsPurrl]

I am having serious flashbacks, y'all.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Previously, on the West Wing

 

[cobl04]

Never seen the show but it gives me a chance to post one of my favourite ever tweets https://twitter.com/thenardvark/status/380047342793023488

 

[Kieran McConville]

With much trepidation I once got someone to post as me*, on twitter, for me. Apparently I support waterboarding.



*or rather, an alter of me; no, not 'Kieran McConville'.

https://twitter.com/zedbetty

 

[PhilsFan]

I have to go to New Hampshire.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I have to see a guy about a thing.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

I still have a cabin rental available in New Hampshire if anyone is interested. It's kind of remote, been vacant for some time, but great for those who want to get away from it all.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Still providing DYI chemo?

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

does my face look blue?

 

[Kieran McConville]

Yes?

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

You shouldn't question me.

 

[Kieran McConville]

We're done, when I say <racking coughs>