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Old 12-30-2008, 05:57 PM   #1
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My New Year's Resolution

Retired pastor spends year emulating Jesus - Grand Rapids News - The Grand Rapids Press Online - Michigan Newspaper - MLive.com

Like this guy, I'm going to spend the next year living like Jesus - except that I'm going to live like Jesus in his 33rd year. That's right, I'm going to spend the next year walking everywhere, healing the sick, doing a little open air preaching, raising people from the dead and then I am going to let Mel Gibson beat the crap out of me and nail me to a tree. Then to cap it off, I'm going to rise from the dead.

What are you slackers planning?
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Old 12-30-2008, 06:40 PM   #2
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Try saving money and not go shopping all the time.
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Old 12-30-2008, 06:57 PM   #3
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Old 12-30-2008, 07:17 PM   #4
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I was going to spend the next year emulating Dalton, so now I'm a bit confused.
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Retired pastor spends year emulating Jesus - Grand Rapids News - The Grand Rapids Press Online - Michigan Newspaper - MLive.com

Like this guy, I'm going to spend the next year living like Jesus - except that I'm going to live like Jesus in his 33rd year. That's right, I'm going to spend the next year walking everywhere, healing the sick, doing a little open air preaching, raising people from the dead and then I am going to let Mel Gibson beat the crap out of me and nail me to a tree. Then to cap it off, I'm going to rise from the dead.

What are you slackers planning?
You're an anti-semite.
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:19 PM   #7
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Resolutions? I don't need no stinking resolutions. I'ma just keep doin what I do. Make money, fuck shit up, inspire rabid envy, etc.

Or I could start volunteering to read to blind kids. So much to do, so little time.
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You're an anti-semite.
Me? I'm going to live like Jesus. You don't even believe he is G-d.
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Meh.


If you want more action, emulate either Elijah or Elisha instead, they were pretty badass. And by pretty badass I mean "burning 450 enemies with the fire of God" or "cursing 42 youths to be eaten by bears" badass.
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If you want more action, emulate either Elijah or Elisha instead, they were pretty badass. And by pretty badass I mean "burning 450 enemies with the fire of God" or "cursing 42 youths to be eaten by bears" badass.
OOH, yeah!!! I'll be like those guys!



wait, that seems like an awful lot of work. eh...
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More balance in life. Get thru school, get certified, get a good job, move, spend more time with friends and family. Stay on top of the goals both long term and daily goals. It's going to be a good year!
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I plan to not plan anything because I'm not able to meet it
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Did Jesus have jock itch too?
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