My New Year's Resolution

[Dalton]

Retired pastor spends year emulating Jesus - Grand Rapids News - The Grand Rapids Press Online - Michigan Newspaper - MLive.com

Like this guy, I'm going to spend the next year living like Jesus - except that I'm going to live like Jesus in his 33rd year. That's right, I'm going to spend the next year walking everywhere, healing the sick, doing a little open air preaching, raising people from the dead and then I am going to let Mel Gibson beat the crap out of me and nail me to a tree. Then to cap it off, I'm going to rise from the dead.

What are you slackers planning?

 

[lauramullen]

Try saving money and not go shopping all the time.

 

[BVS]

Save the cheerleader, save the world...

 

[lazarus]

I was going to spend the next year emulating Dalton, so now I'm a bit confused.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

^

 

[No spoken words]

Retired pastor spends year emulating Jesus - Grand Rapids News - The Grand Rapids Press Online - Michigan Newspaper - MLive.com

Like this guy, I'm going to spend the next year living like Jesus - except that I'm going to live like Jesus in his 33rd year. That's right, I'm going to spend the next year walking everywhere, healing the sick, doing a little open air preaching, raising people from the dead and then I am going to let Mel Gibson beat the crap out of me and nail me to a tree. Then to cap it off, I'm going to rise from the dead.

What are you slackers planning?

You're an anti-semite.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Resolutions? I don't need no stinking resolutions. I'ma just keep doin what I do. Make money, fuck shit up, inspire rabid envy, etc.

Or I could start volunteering to read to blind kids. So much to do, so little time.

 

[Dalton]

You're an anti-semite.

Me? I'm going to live like Jesus. You don't even believe he is G-d.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I'ma emulate Mary

 

[major_panic]

As a theology student, I should have something clever and pithy to say...


...

Meh.


If you want more action, emulate either Elijah or Elisha instead, they were pretty badass. And by pretty badass I mean "burning 450 enemies with the fire of God" or "cursing 42 youths to be eaten by bears" badass.

 

[zuropa_fit]

If you want more action, emulate either Elijah or Elisha instead, they were pretty badass. And by pretty badass I mean "burning 450 enemies with the fire of God" or "cursing 42 youths to be eaten by bears" badass.

OOH, yeah!!! I'll be like those guys!



wait, that seems like an awful lot of work. eh...

 

[Carek1230]

More balance in life. Get thru school, get certified, get a good job, move, spend more time with friends and family. Stay on top of the goals both long term and daily goals. It's going to be a good year!

 

[kingofsorrow]

i plan too...................................................ah crap, forget it.

 

[U2lunatic]

I plan to not plan anything because I'm not able to meet it

 

[Lila64]

Did Jesus have jock itch too?

 

[Dalton]

Did Jesus have jock itch too?

Nope. Jesus had a kosher sausage.

 

[phillyfan26]

Dalton

 

[U2DMfan]

I'm going to start a religion myself.

Anyone want in?

 

[The Sad Punk]

I'm going to start a religion myself.

Anyone want in?

I dunno, are you worth emulating?

 

[bono_212]

I plan on calming the fuck down.

This is a biggie.

 

[Cin]

I'm going to start a religion myself.

Anyone want in?

will I have to start jumping on sofa's?

 

[Purplereign]

I plan to not plan anything because I'm not able to meet it

low expectations

Did Jesus have jock itch too?

 

[Purplereign]

will I have to start jumping on sofa's?

now that sounds like some kind of fun religion

need a disciple

 

[last unicorn]

I'm going to start a religion myself.

Anyone want in?

How much do you charge?

 

[the tourist]

To be 200 lbs by my wedding date (I'm currently hovering around 215).

 

[kafrun]

I never make resolutions, but this year my best friend and I made a pact: No drama in 09

Rollercoasters are for suckas.

 

[Saracene]

Lose all the kilos I've gained from the glorious XMas overindulgence,

 

[RedRocksU2]

See as many U2 shows as possible.
gatherings..

 

[mad1]

Im not really into making, it never quite happens. But this time Im going to get healthier, fitter. and Im going to wear rock chick outfits come Summer, and have the hair, and just go flow for it all year.

and Im gonna forget about boys and love, because, fuk that. nobody will fall for me, so Im accepting that now. plus, I have become jealous of guys, I mean, Im seeing them all in a new light now.

hey, might I become a male by end of year?

kidding kidding!

seriously, I just wanna get me right and start oil-painting lessons later down line.

 

[Alan Jamison]

Im not really into making, it never quite happens. But this time Im going to get healthier, fitter. and Im going to wear rock chick outfits come Summer, and have the hair, and just go flow for it all year.

and Im gonna forget about boys and love, because, fuk that. nobody will fall for me, so Im accepting that now. plus, I have become jealous of guys, I mean, Im seeing them all in a new light now.

hey, might I become a male by end of year?

Huh? Oh, Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus, I'm setting you up with my mate Zoomerang96, immediately!

~The Englishmun