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Old 11-21-2014, 07:59 PM   #1
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Mrs. Garrison

...is my favourite poster. Aside from the sentimentality of real life friendships I've made here...and even friendships that have not quite made it out of the online strata. When you're speaking of randoms that I have not exchanged three words with in the past decade (except maybe in the cat thread? we may have talked in there a time or two...it's been a long time, and my cat recollections are foggy), Mrs. Garrison is it for me.

Anyway, yeah. Mrs. Garrison never ceases to amuse or amaze.

But let's be clear here - this is not a creepy thing, If Mrs. Garrison, for instance, broke multiple bones in a cycling misadventure, I would not be holding any candlelight vigils or anything. I'd just shed a silent tear, and then go about my business.

Whatever. I love you, Mrs. Garrison. You're the best.
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I just visited Mrs Garrison after his latest fender bender, and he said some beautiful things.

He's going to be All Right.
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S/he Moves In Mysterious Ways.
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Mrs. G rocks my world... not in a creepy way.
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My feelings regarding Mrs Garrison are extremely creepy.


Extremely creepy.
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This is the thread to explore it all. We're listening.
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I actually have a psych degree. Maybe this can be a place of healing, too. For those who were traumatized by Mrs. Garrison. If we're successful by the end of the thread, you can pay me 8,000 dollars.

I've expanded the original scope of the thread. Positive or negative attention is fine.
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Personally, I'm a fan. But I can't speak for everyone. Others might have had different experiences. So, just tell all, here.
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My feelings toward Mrs Garrison involve a fuel hose.
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Mrs. Garrison is my favorite writer and I want him to ghost write my riveting autobiography.
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It seems that some revelations might come out here. Like, what started as a "way to go dude, you're funny!" thread might end up being something darker. I'll go to wherever this takes me.
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Mrs. Garrison is my favorite writer and I want him to ghost write my riveting autobiography.
Superficially, yeah, that's what I've thought for years. But now I'm wondering what sort of hornet's nest I stumbled onto, here.

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One time Mrs Garrison buried me up to my neck at the beach as a 'prank'. Then he painted my face with honey and planted a bee nest nearby.
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Mrs. Garrison

Once, when I was young, naive and..much less sophisticated..I made the fatal error of obsessing after [i]Mrs.[i/] Garrison, wildly imagining that 'she' would leave her husband and we'd run away together. Of course in typical fashion I was the last one in the know and to my chagrin I discovered that things weren't as they seemed on the surface. My foolish, foolish heart was broken and I've not been the same since.


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Gabe. not sure what to say, other than we're tracking this information. You might want to seek individual therapy, but do keep copious records just in case. Best of luck.
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If that's the way you're playing it, I'm sure that's what he/she wants. Whatever.

I'm a busy person. Don't have time for indecisive shit. Either you want to report, or not.
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Do still love you though, Mrs. Garrison. Past indiscretions aside. i hope it's in the past.
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