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Old 12-11-2008, 11:38 AM   #1
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Life Is Short...





A friend posted this on Facebook, she said she was on a news site reading an article and this popped up.

I have nothing to say really, just thought I would share another sign of the impending doom of our species.
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:43 AM   #2
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in reality we have a local TV show which has a arrogant fecker of a host on it and its about debate. and this week had been about affairs and would you take the cheater back. most would not, some would for the sake of their kids.

but had this silhouetted idiot on, who has been cheating on his wife loads of times, with young things, and laughed about the whole thing. he was all, 'why regret what you married?'

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What is Ashley's Affair Guarantee? 100% Guarantee at that
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What is Ashley's Affair Guarantee? 100% Guarantee at that
It's a secret, if you want to know, send $100 to this address:


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lol, they guarantee 100% that you will meet plenty of other sleezeballs...
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She looks like a nice girl. I'd probably have an affair with her.
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elfa's guarantee: 100% of the "women" you will actually meet will look nothing like her...
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Old 12-11-2008, 02:21 PM   #8
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elfa's guarantee: 100% of the "women" you will actually meet will look nothing like her...
That's true for any dating site!

Yeah I've heard of this. I guess there is a market.
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Old 12-11-2008, 02:24 PM   #9
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I had this ad on Interference in Zoo Confessionals.


Thank god for the turn off button
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Don't worry baby, it's gonna be all right. Uncertainty can be a guiding light...
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Old 12-11-2008, 02:31 PM   #10
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elfa's guarantee: 100% of the "women" you will actually meet will look nothing like her...


"Not Tonight, Honey" Bust - December 10, 2008

This woman wanted a guarantee

She should have joined the site

and dumped her boyfriend.
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She looks like a nice girl. I'd probably have an affair with her.
Is there anyone you wouldn't have an affair with?
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:49 PM   #12
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you might score a part on Cheaters

maybe that's the guarantee
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Those ads nowadays keep getting weirder

And some people really are that desperate, go figure...
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gayCHUBBYaffairs?
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Old 12-12-2008, 05:02 PM   #15
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Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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