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Old 12-12-2010, 09:37 AM   #511
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and just because I thought of this thread as I was wandering through the dairy aisle this morn


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You simply haven't lived if you haven't had cheese from King Island or Yea.
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so getting back to bogans, i'm working at the servo last night and some bloke without any plates comes screaming in and pulls up at pump four. he realises the unleaded pump is out of order and so he tries to reverse back to pump two, but someone else has pulled up there. so he floors it round to pump nine, and hits a pole with his left front in the process. gets out of his car and starts going off at the bloke on pump two, "you didn't think to fuckin' move back you stupid fuckin' cunt? huh? now look at me fuckin car!! your (sic) a fuckin idiot mate!!" once the bloke on pump two has calmed down he comes in and pays for his fuel and starts mouthing off to the other bloke as he drives off. beautiful expletives such as those mentioned and colourful others fill the air.

sometimes it is really hard to believe that people like this actually exist, but let me assure you, they do.


edit, i also saw a bloke the other day with car sticker "unless your a haemorrhoid get off my arse!!"

that he went to the lengths to ensure haemorrhoid was spelt properly, but obviously knew he had his grammar right, was just stunning.
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King Island Triple Cream Brie yes.
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so getting back to bogans, i'm working at the servo last night and some bloke without any plates comes screaming in and pulls up at pump four. he realises the unleaded pump is out of order and so he tries to reverse back to pump two, but someone else has pulled up there. so he floors it round to pump nine, and hits a pole with his left front in the process. gets out of his car and starts going off at the bloke on pump two, "you didn't think to fuckin' move back you stupid fuckin' cunt? huh? now look at me fuckin car!! your (sic) a fuckin idiot mate!!" once the bloke on pump two has calmed down he comes in and pays for his fuel and starts mouthing off to the other bloke as he drives off. beautiful expletives such as those mentioned and colourful others fill the air.

sometimes it is really hard to believe that people like this actually exist, but let me assure you, they do.


edit, i also saw a bloke the other day with car sticker "unless your a haemorrhoid get off my arse!!"

that he went to the lengths to ensure haemorrhoid was spelt properly, but obviously knew he had his grammar right, was just stunning.
It's very sad, they can be very intimidating "people" at the best of times.
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King Island Triple Cream Brie yes.
I hate to think how much money I've spent on that this year alone.
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so getting back to bogans, i'm working at the servo last night and some bloke without any plates comes screaming in and pulls up at pump four. he realises the unleaded pump is out of order and so he tries to reverse back to pump two, but someone else has pulled up there. so he floors it round to pump nine, and hits a pole with his left front in the process. gets out of his car and starts going off at the bloke on pump two, "you didn't think to fuckin' move back you stupid fuckin' cunt? huh? now look at me fuckin car!! your (sic) a fuckin idiot mate!!" once the bloke on pump two has calmed down he comes in and pays for his fuel and starts mouthing off to the other bloke as he drives off. beautiful expletives such as those mentioned and colourful others fill the air.

sometimes it is really hard to believe that people like this actually exist, but let me assure you, they do.


edit, i also saw a bloke the other day with car sticker "unless your a haemorrhoid get off my arse!!"

that he went to the lengths to ensure haemorrhoid was spelt properly, but obviously knew he had his grammar right, was just stunning.
This is beautiful, particularly the bumper sticker.
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i wish i'd taken a photo to prove it, but it was two cars ahead. i've never seen so many southern cross stickers on a car before either.
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Speaking of bogans,

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King Island Triple Cream Brie yes.
I tried this yesterday. While as far as I'm concerned any brie is good brie, this was real damn nice. Don't think I can handle the $10 fee too often, though. Going to Tassie for a few days next month for a 21st, looking forward to trying some more stuff there.
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i can't respond to that with words.
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If you require assistance in regurgitation, I recommend reading the comments on any Australian news article pertaining to the Christmas Island boat crash. 27 people have died but

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Reminds me of the two camping trips I've been on with my best mates and a few others. The topic inevitably turns to immigrants, and Indians, and Asians, and so on, and the talk becomes incredibly xenophobic. "Bring Pauline Hanson back," they cry. I hate it. I just sit there in silence thinking of something else until they're done.
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