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VWILCOCK -- PEEN IN HERE

Disc One
1. Miss Thunderwood
2. Scar, Scar Away
3. Son: Gay
4. Outtaslit (Outta Mind)
5. Whore Get No Flowers
6. Red-Assed and Blew
7. I Fuck You (At the End of the Hallway)
8. Half the World's Got My Sores
9. Whoretel Daytona
10. Say You'll Fist Me

Disc Two
1. Spunkin' Treasure
2. Some Gray Poon
3. Outta Hind (Outta Sight)
4. Someone Else's Dong
5. Kingpimp
6. (Watch Me) Sip Your Reams
7. Why Would You Wanna Tip?
8. The Homely 1
9. Creamer In My Jeans

9/10. Well done.
 
This is mostly just to get Laz started on some R.E.M. parodies.

Automatic Through The Peephole

1. Hives
2. Dry Rotten Heave
3. The Streetwalker Queefs Tonite
4. Everybody Squirts
5. Jew Whore Reamed in the Butthole, No. 1
6. Sweetjizz Swallowed
7. Mommy Made A Pig Squeal
8. Bigwhoreland
9. Fuck Me Kitten (doesn't really need to be changed)
10. Man of the Poon
11. Nightrimming
12. Find The Clitor(is)
 
This is mostly just to get Laz started on some R.E.M. parodies.

Automatic Through The Peephole

1. Hives
2. Dry Rotten Heave
3. The Streetwalker Queefs Tonite
4. Everybody Squirts
5. Jew Whore Reamed in the Butthole, No. 1
6. Sweetjizz Swallowed
7. Mommy Made A Pig Squeal
8. Bigwhoreland
9. Fuck Me Kitten (doesn't really need to be changed)
10. Man of the Poon
11. Nightrimming
12. Find The Clitor(is)

For #5 it's like you were channeling Laz.
 
R.E.E.M. -- FABLES OF THE PROSTITUTION

1. Feeling Gonorrhea's Swell
2. Pimps and Laymen
3. Driver Ache
4. Sex and How to Sell It
5. Old Man's Cumshot

6. (You) Can Fit That In Here
7. Gray Grow the Bushes
8. JewWhoTip?!
9. Action Here! (Another John)
10. Wood Devices
11. Lance Emcee
 
"Fall on Me" and "Hyena" have pretty obvious alternative titles.

Deflowering in Guatemala?

I Conceive?

Lance's Mom Gives it Away?

Just a Touch stands on its own.

Herpes simplex H or Prepartation H?
 
R.E.E.M. -- EJACULATE

1. Lubing Well Is The Best Prevent
2. Man-Sized Breach
3. Supervaginal Supercavernous
4. Hollowed Ass
5. Whoreson
6. Ejaculate
7. Until the Man Has Come
8. Blistered Innards
9. Spread for the Chubmarine
10. Whore to Shower
11. I'm Gonna BJ
 
I was actually thinking of Swallow Swallow HIV for that one.

You're the expert, clearly, I'm just tossing stuff out off the top of my head. I also don't go to the places you or JT are willing to go, so my contributions are always on the tame side. However, please do consider my contributions when you get around to Lancifying that album.
 
R.E.E.M. -- THICKENING

1. Hard-on Throat
2. Seven Chinese Fingers
3. Mo' Facial Rain (I'm Sorry)
4. Titty Abrasion
5. Rim After Rim (Analingus)

6. Second Fisting
7. Wetted Another Bed
8. (Hidden) Camera
9. (Don't Ho Back in) Cockville
10. Bitter Florida
 
R.E.E.M. -- TWAT-U-RENT

1. Thinnest Black Thong
2. Welcome to the Inflammation
3. Extracting The Prophy
4. Dick Spurtin' at the Whorin' House
5. Strained
6. It's the End of the Trick as I Blow It (And My Meal Time)

7. The Cock, I Love
8. Ply-Her-Face
9. Lightnin' Hot Sex
10. Queen of Warts
11. Bedfellows Local 151
 
In honor (partially) of a recently-deceased rock legend:


THE DEFACEMENTS -- DISEASED, DON'T EAT ME

1. I Blow U
2. Phallus Chokin'
3. Ho' Don't Know
4. RightChub Jizzers
5. The Hedge

6. Beaver Mind
7. Vulva Grime
8. Screwing Dirty Poon
9. Red Red Hine'
10. Thighway
11. Cunt Hardly Wet


Interesting to know that Lance's Mom may have had an association with Shuttlecock's guitarist.
 
Interesting, but not entirely unexpected. McCockne$$ and his notorious frugality make Lance's Mom a perfect match to be a Shuttlecock groupie.
 
THE DEFACEMENTS -- QUIM

1. Told My Wife
2. I'll Pay
3. Kiss Me On The Balls
4. Hose of Thunder
5. Undress On The Fly
6. Stinkin' Panties

7. Bastard Of Mine
8. Lay It Down Brown
9. Cleft in the Pile
10. Clit Massacre
11. Hair-Cum Is Regular
 
If no one else wants to play, I'll just entertain myself...


R.E.E.M. -- JEW ADVENTURES IN THIGH PIE

1. Why the Breast Was White and Where It Shot Us
2. The Wake-Up Bob
3. HIV Test Loser
4. Underpaid
5. She Blow The Trucker
6. Beave

7. Aperture
8. Bittersweet Cream
9. Behind
10. "Spank Me" the Whore Said
11. Zipper
12. Mo' Fist, Mo' Thumb
13. Ho' Dessert
14. Astroglide
 
THE WRECKED-UP HOOERS -- CORNHOLERS OF THE HOMELY

1. Cornholer of the Homely
2. Pollute Your Profession
3. You Won't Underhand Me
4. Mold Enough?
5. The Bitch and the Spurt
6. Poled Up
7. Trollop Yourself
8. Many Grades of Cock
9. Five On The Hive
10. Ass Tension
11. Pull This, Spank It Off
12. Rich Kid (Jews)
13. These Bones Will Spout
14. Vagina Drama
 
#13 is fantastic, as is the title. Well played.

I tried to do Viva La Vulva or Lance's Mom and All Her Johns earlier, but began to draw blanks.
 
I don't know if I could bring myself to even parody Cockplay titles.

But let's talk about a true classic:

BED HAPPENIN' - IV

1. Black Dong
2. Cock and Hole
3. The Battle of Heavy-whore
4. Clear Way to Beavin'

5. Yeasty Mountin' Pop
6. Four Dicks
7. Blowing to California
8. When the Jimmy Breaks



There's a lady who's sure all who pimps are in gold
And she's paving a clear way to beavin'
When he gets there she blows, if other whores are closed
With a ten he can get what he came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's paving a clear way to beavin'

There's a sign on the wall but she he to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes whores need vaccining
In an alley by the bank, there's an old bird who skanks
Sometimes all of her thoughts are of reaming
Ooh, she makes the hummer
Ooh, she makes the hummer

There's a feeling I get when I look to the breasts
And my spirit is dying for beaving
In my thoughts I have seen things I'll poke through the knees
And the voices of those who stand hooking
and she makes the hummerr
really makes the hummer

And it's whispered a nooner may get you the fresh tuna
Then the pimp will lead us to pay more
And a new rate will dawn for those who last long
And the whores will echo with laughter

GUITAR SOLO

If there's a rustlin' in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just moving crabs from the Lay Queen
Yes, there are two holes you can go in, but in the long run
There's still time to spray the load around
Ooh, she makes the hummer
Ooh, Ooh, she makes the hummer

Your head is cumming and it won't slow, pillowcase is wet now
The pimp is calling you to pay him
Rear entry, can't you feel the hind blow, and did you know
Your clear way lies on the queefing quim

GUITAR SOLO

And as we wind through the ghetto
Erections taller than our souls
Streetwalks a lady we all know
Who spreads white legs and wants to show
How everything still turns to mold
And if you fist her very hard
Her tune' will close on you at last
When all have cum and cum have all
To have a cock and not to troll.

And she's paving the clear way to beavin'
 
Haha, nice.

It's interesting, I was actually just fondly thinking about that song yesterday and how I haven't listened to it in years. I wish I could go back and hear it again for the first time. My mind exploded when I first heard it and I thought it was just the greatest piece of music ever created. It's still one of my favorite Zeppelin songs, despite the overplayed factor and everything. Ahhhh, memories, etc.
 
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