Lance's Mom-inspired art: stick it in here

[No spoken words]

Damn, JT.

 

[Jive Turkey]

This is Hall of Fame shit right here. The whole song is win, really. When I first saw the title I was like "damn, I wanted to write that one", but no way I could have topped this.

thanks man. I'm just happy to contribute among all the solid material

 

[cobl04]

first, the gumby avatar.
now this.

 

[Reggo]

Wow, JT. That was epic.

 

[impy13]

Mother's posterior chugs the cum
Mother's posterior chugs the cum

The whole thing was great, but I lost it right about there.

 

[lazarus]

PROSTITUTION

You say you work in prostitution
Well, I know
You all want to charge the world
You tell me that there's persecution
Well, I know
You all want to charge the world
But when you talk about protection
Don't you know that you can put me out (in)
Don't you know I'm paying for all night
all night, all night

He sprays you with a warm solution
Well, you know
They all love to see you damp
They ask you for a substitution
Well, you know
Some do it better than you can
And when you want money
from people with cocks that late
All I can say Lance's Mother you just don't rate
Don't you know you're gonna work all night
all night, all night
Ah

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

You say there's no interlocution
Well, you know
You can't talk while giving head
You tell me there's so much pollution
Well, you know
You better clean your holes instead
Even if you go carrying pictures of Golda Meir
NSW ain't gonna give you one dollar more
Don't you know it's gonna be in all night
all night, all night
all night, all night, all night
all night, all night, all night

 

[impy13]

Even if you go carrying pictures of Golda Meir
NSW ain't gonna give you one dollar more

Golf clap.

 

[LMP]

The best thing about "Prostitution" is that you can get it one of two ways: as hard-hitting and fast-paced rocker or as a nice little jaunt.

 

[No spoken words]

 

[Lancemc]

 

[lazarus]

 

[Lancemc]

 

[impy13]

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[lazarus]

I'm guessing that was an IMG fail, and not intentional.

Regardless,

Spoiler

Sucker.

 

[Lancemc]

Nice try.

Needs a transparent edge.

 

[impy13]

That'd be a lot funnier if you got the blue right.

But not as funny as this:

Spoiler

 

[dan_smee]

Laz, this should be your new av.

best photo ive ever seen

 

[impy13]

He still needs to make it his avatar. We've had our Jackson yuks.

 

[No spoken words]

He completely fails for not having changed that avatar yet.

 

[dan_smee]

yerp

there should be a competition, similar to guess the number of jelly beans in the jar, but with, guess how many items Paul has had in his mouth larger than that cigar

 

[lazarus]

Nice try.

Needs a transparent edge.

That'd be a lot funnier if you got the blue right.

But not as funny as this:

Spoiler

Interesting; I can't even see any giveaways on my end.

 

[lazarus]

He still needs to make it his avatar. We've had our Jackson yuks.

I'll get rid of mine when namkcuR loses his.

 

[lazarus]

 

[LMP]

I'll get rid of mine when namkcuR loses his.

Nobody messes with the Jesus.

 

[impy13]

CREAMY PIE

She was a whoring girl
Worked off Red Light Way
...Now she takes the big cocks!...
Five bucks for a lay
And if she would only agree
This is how I'd spray...

Creamy pie, you are making me climax
Like YLB at IMAX
So don't remove my bone

Oh creamy pie, this feeling is orgasmic
See it drip out like magic
On your frilly red thong

You became a legend of the pleasure scene
And now the thought of meat-ing you
Makes me hard as a tree

Oh creamy pie, you are turning a grand trick
Make your sexy clear heels click
Evacuate my dong

Creamy pie, back up on me

I like it like that
Oh, I feel it coming, hot, white, and glue-thick
Hot, white, and glue-thick
Take it from me, take it from me
Golly, what ooze!

Will the whore that blew my cock
From two to three
Kindly pull her cheeks apart for me

Creamy pie, you are making me climax
Like YLB at IMAX
So don't remove my bone

 

[lazarus]

Creamy pie, you are making me climax
Like YLB at IMAX
So don't remove my bone

Obviously, WIN.

 

[impy13]

Would I be called a huge racist if I made Blackface Roger my avatar?

 

[LMP]

I think blackface is racist so if you make blackface your avatar you would be a racist.

This is okay though:

 

[impy13]

You're all rigid. You're like a breadstick.

 

[LMP]

Ya pulled me up with ya strong ahms!