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Old 09-10-2009, 05:26 PM   #61
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VAGINAL CYSTERY TOUR
This is my favourite so far. Thinking outside the box
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Old 09-10-2009, 06:50 PM   #62
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Trust me, JT. That's one box you don't want to be in.
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very clever
but you lot have waaaaay too much time on your hands
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Old 09-11-2009, 01:22 AM   #64
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Old 09-11-2009, 02:12 AM   #65
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When is Laz going to finish the scatological opus "She Loves Poo?"
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I've been too busy working on The Whore Album, or as you'd like to call it The Beatoffs.

Back in the D.V.D.A.
Rear Pudding
Ass Bunion
Ob-La-Dental Ob-La-Dam
Wild Horny Thighs
The Continuing Whoring of Lancelot's Mom
While My Shitter Gently Seeps
Happiness is a Worn John

...to be continued...
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Old 09-11-2009, 02:38 AM   #67
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"Ass Bunion" made me laugh more than I have all day. Thank you.
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:54 AM   #68
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I've been too busy working on The Whore Album, or as you'd like to call it The Beatoffs.

Back in the D.V.D.A.
Rear Pudding
Ass Bunion
Ob-La-Dental Ob-La-Dam
Wild Horny Thighs
The Continuing Whoring of Lancelot's Mom
While My Shitter Gently Seeps
Happiness is a Worn John

...to be continued...

HAHAHAHAHA oh man. Ob-La-Dental Ob-La-Dam made me laugh out loud. As did While My Shitter Gently Seeps. Personally, I would've went with Happiness is a Worn Gunt, but thats just nit picking
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The Whore Album, "Side Two":

Park In My Rear : I'm So Hired : Packturd : Biggies : Cocky Raccoon : Don't Pass My Ass : Why Don't You Do It In My Throat? : I Swill : Jew Liar
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Side Three:

Birth Canal : Yer Blown : Mother's Neutered Son : Everybody's Got Something To Ride Including Me and My Donkey : Sex Me Pay Me : Heifer Fister : Long, Long, Long (Cocks)
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Mother's neutered son
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I literally laughed out loud at this thread for 10 minutes. Well done.
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Not one of my best efforts, but I felt compelled to contribute something to this otherwise classic thread.

Maxine's Silver Strap-On

Lance's mom opened her thighs
Studied dicks of every size
Turning tricks in her home
Late nights squeezing out KY lube
Never alo-oh-oh-one

Maxine Edison
Majoring in giving head
Calls up her sex line phone
Can I take out to the alley
To get sto-oh-oh-oned?

But as she's stocking up on spermicide
She feels something inside

Bang! Bang!
Maxine's silver strap-on was sure to never bend
Bang! Bang!
Maxine's silver strap-on was her new best friend

Back on the set again
Maxine's on her back again
The director gets annoyed
There was no conviction before his eye-eye-eye-eyes

He asks Lance's mom to stay
Though she's already been paid
But she waits behind
Gaping red crater between her thi-i-i-ighs

And as the skin gets ready to sag
She goes through Maxine's bag

Bang! Bang!
Maxine's silver strap-on was sure to never bend
Bang! Bang!
Maxine's silver strap-on was her new best friend

The director starts a-jerkin' it
Commends her on her workmanship
He assembles the cast
Horny executioner, judge, and jury-y-y-y

Lance's mom, as the judge
Said she wouldn't hold a grudge
If she could provide her relief
From her sex life with a husband not quite so easy-y-y-y

But as the words are leaving her lips
She creeps up from behind

Bang! Bang!
Maxine's silver strap-on was sure to never bend
Bang! Bang!
Maxine's silver strap-on was her new best friend
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