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Old 09-09-2009, 03:26 PM   #31
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VAGINAL CYSTERY TOUR
Just saw this.

OMG.
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Sometimes people announce things like births
We are expecting!


Well at least he doesn't find himself so funny that he quotes himself and puts it in his own signature.
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Old 09-09-2009, 03:34 PM   #33
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We are expecting!


Well at least he doesn't find himself so funny that he quotes himself and puts it in his own signature.
Double true.
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:02 PM   #34
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HERP!

Herp, got from somebody
Herp, could be anybody
Herp, you know I fucked so many, HERP!

When I was younger, I was still an easy lay
and never caught an STD in any way
but now those days are gone, I'm so unsafely sore
Now I find that my behind has opened up the door

Herp found on my lip from goin' down
and I don't appreciate what's spreading 'round
help me get the meds to stop it now
won't you please, un-herp me?

And now my work has changed in oh so many ways
another outbreak should be here in several days
and every now and then my pimp feels insecure
but I just say I'll try things I've never done before

Herp is on my anus, feel it pound
and it's my mistake for offering the brown
I'm afraid I've spread it 'cross the town
won't you please, un-herp me?
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:28 PM   #35
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Why aren't you married, again?
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:37 PM   #36
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I SAW HER PUBIC HAIR

Well she was lain on the sheets
Showing her roast beef
There were candles lit and incense in the air
So how could I eat out another
Oh, when I saw her pubic hair

Well she laid and moaned
I hoped I'd get blown
That before too long she'd return the favor
She won't get head from another
Oh, when I saw her pubic hair

Well my jaw was pained
And my tongue was strained
And she laid there as I dined

Oh I grazed through the night
Till her eyes showed the whites
And before too long she returned the favor
Now I'll never eat out another
Oh, when I saw her pubic hair

Well my jaw was pained
And my tongue was strained
And she laid there as I dined

Oh I grazed through the night
Till her eyes showed the whites
And before too long she returned the favor
Now I'll never eat out another
Oh, when I saw her pubic hair
Oh, since I saw her pubic hair
Yeah, well since I saw her pubic hair
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:52 PM   #37
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JEE-sus.

Middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:59 PM   #38
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"Herp is on my anus, feel it pound"

Pot. Kettle. Black.
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Can't you be arrested in Utah for reading such bawdy material?
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Can't you be arrested in Utah for reading such bawdy material?
It's probably even worse to be doing it at work, but hey, at least I'm not "doing it for work" like Lance's mom.
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Old 09-09-2009, 05:28 PM   #42
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You earned this:
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Old 09-09-2009, 06:02 PM   #43
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I WORK NIGHTS (SHE'S SO BEAVY)

I work nights
I work nights in bed
I work nights
I work nights in bed
ass-driving me red, ass-driving me red

I work nights
I work nights in bed, late
I work nights
I work nights in bed
ass-driving me red, ass-driving me red

She's so beavy...
beavy
beavy

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Old 09-09-2009, 06:20 PM   #44
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We are expecting!


Well at least he doesn't find himself so funny that he quotes himself and puts it in his own signature.
Or say he'd beat up a crippled orphan.

"Fuck a Pony" is a song I'm really considering working on.
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This thread might have been a bad idea.

My bad.
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