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Old 07-16-2011, 09:13 PM   #406
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Pay (For A Lay, or Blow!)

I cost
$7.11
Stop in
For a fuck with an old coquette

You can choke me
I know you want to
Hey now
I gotta earn a wage

Dressed up
Like some bar trash
I'll lick any orifice
Even upside down

You say when I spit up...you don't mind
You like when my mouth's full...of the white
Oh now, is that what it is?

Red thighs
Stay horny
I'm able
To fill my hole with a trout
A rainbow, or a salmon
Please don't be weirded out

You used to stay in, to watch the pornos
You could lip synch to the Girls Gone Wild ads

But now you're here, you're here with me
Those other tramps don't work like me
Yeah, when I suck you, feel free to scream

If you just pay
Then you know I'll give it up
Pay
And we'll play with the handcuffs
Pay
You know I don't mind it rough

For a lay, or blow
Up in the attic
Or behind the RadioShack
I don't mind, any position
You can put it anywhere...

My fanny, in between, my box, my mouth, just put it in

Across the floor, I might crawl
Next we can run to the bathroom stall
And if you shout...I'll know it's working

If you just pay
Then you know I'll give it up
Pay
You know I don't mind it rough
Pay
With the semen you spout
Pay
For a fist in the brown
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
For a night inside my muff

Rubber cocks
In the morning
Aren't quite the same
As when you're around
Just the bang, and the payment
Then run my ass into the ground
Just a bang
And then pay me
My son would be so proud
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Old 07-16-2011, 11:51 PM   #407
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Fantastic, my dear GAFfer.
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Old 07-17-2011, 12:10 AM   #408
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Subtle.
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Old 07-17-2011, 12:25 AM   #409
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Fun with Google Translate

Start with: Lance's mother

Twenty translations later: mother gives head.

Even Google Translate knows.
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Old 07-18-2011, 08:48 PM   #410
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For a lay, or blow
Up in the attic
Or behind the RadioShack
Nice.

I can't believe this was here for two days before I realized the thread was bumped.
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:15 AM   #411
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Middle of the day, Alfred?

Shit, though. Loved the RadioShack bit.
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Old 07-19-2011, 01:42 AM   #412
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:46 PM   #413
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GAPE-FULL HEAD -- AMERICAN PROSTY

1. Cocks of Rain
2. Spent on the Beaver
3. Bugger Cornholia
4. Operate Her
5. Randyman

6. Nipple
7. Choke-down Phallus
8. Fill The Whoring Gums
9. Had Dicks All My Life
10. Fuckin'
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Old 07-27-2011, 09:47 PM   #414
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Since we're talking about it in Random:


HARLOT-UALIZED -- DONKEYS AND GENTLEMEN YOU ARE COATING MY FACE
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Old 08-01-2011, 01:09 AM   #415
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I'm not sure if this is the proper Lance's Mom version of this Beatoffs song, but, with any luck, I'll have ruined it for all of you the way I've ruined it for myself.

Bukkake

Ahh...

Bukkake in my mouth
It turns me on
Bukkake in my mouth

Ahh...

Bukkake on my thigh
It blows my mind
Bukkake on my thigh

Ahh...

First he blows, then it's you
Love is all over my shoes

Bukkake in my eye
It makes me cry
Bukkake in my eye
Ahh...

Ahh...

Ahh...(dissolves into orgasm noises)
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Old 08-01-2011, 02:45 AM   #416
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I don't remember what the proper title was, or if it even got one, but that works.

The lyrics have a nice zen simplicity, like the Lennon original.

The album was "Crabby Load", if I'm not mistaken.
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Old 08-06-2011, 06:48 AM   #417
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Teenage Glandrub - Grand Pricks

1. About Splooge
2. Sparky's Wet Dream
3. Fellows Throughout
4. Do Nook Crack
5. Usealotoflube
6. Feel Sprung
7. Leers
8. Dickstonight
9. Pay Ho
10. Leaving Traces
11. I'll Blow It Here
12. I Oughta Mow
13. Hardcore/Phallus
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Old 08-06-2011, 01:01 PM   #418
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I see you, and raise you:

Teenage Glandrub - HadManOnDesk

1. The Contraceptive
2. 'batin'
3. Cucumber
4. What You Do To Me (For $3.50)
5. It Won't Grow
6. Star Fish
7. Metaled Fetus
8. Pet Cock
9. Thighgrinder
10. Alcoholic Lay
11. Riding Scar
12. Is This Infected?
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FI$T -- THE REAR-ENDER

1. So Sloppy
2. I Felate It All
3. My Poon My John
4. The Pork
5. The Mater
6. Semen-lyin'
7. Ass Is Presented
8. No Limit to My Vulva
9. $12.34
10. Randy Anus-pounder
11. Insertion
12. Money Money
13. How My Herpes Behaves
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any resemblance to the album title above is coincidental.


Stuphin' Mouthcocks - MyRear Traffic

1. Fingers
2. Me Want Jizz (Ass/Thigh/Hair/Boob)
3. Janitor
4. Brown Wallop
5. Cumballfloss
6. Fisting Price
7. SW Figures in Ass
8. Spilzz
9. Long Hard Boink
10. Share The Bed
11. Tuna Grief
12. Forever $2.80
13. Call Rover Gently
14. Ball Away
15. Gorgeous Bulgie



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