Lance's Mom-inspired art: stick it in here

[No spoken words]

VAGINAL CYSTERY TOUR

Just saw this.

OMG.

 

[impy13]

Sometimes people announce things like births

We are expecting!


Well at least he doesn't find himself so funny that he quotes himself and puts it in his own signature.

 

[No spoken words]

We are expecting!


Well at least he doesn't find himself so funny that he quotes himself and puts it in his own signature.

Double true.

 

[lazarus]

HERP!

Herp, got from somebody
Herp, could be anybody
Herp, you know I fucked so many, HERP!

When I was younger, I was still an easy lay
and never caught an STD in any way
but now those days are gone, I'm so unsafely sore
Now I find that my behind has opened up the door

Herp found on my lip from goin' down
and I don't appreciate what's spreading 'round
help me get the meds to stop it now
won't you please, un-herp me?

And now my work has changed in oh so many ways
another outbreak should be here in several days
and every now and then my pimp feels insecure
but I just say I'll try things I've never done before

Herp is on my anus, feel it pound
and it's my mistake for offering the brown
I'm afraid I've spread it 'cross the town
won't you please, un-herp me?

 

[No spoken words]

Why aren't you married, again?

 

[impy13]

I SAW HER PUBIC HAIR

Well she was lain on the sheets
Showing her roast beef
There were candles lit and incense in the air
So how could I eat out another
Oh, when I saw her pubic hair

Well she laid and moaned
I hoped I'd get blown
That before too long she'd return the favor
She won't get head from another
Oh, when I saw her pubic hair

Well my jaw was pained
And my tongue was strained
And she laid there as I dined

Oh I grazed through the night
Till her eyes showed the whites
And before too long she returned the favor
Now I'll never eat out another
Oh, when I saw her pubic hair

Well my jaw was pained
And my tongue was strained
And she laid there as I dined

Oh I grazed through the night
Till her eyes showed the whites
And before too long she returned the favor
Now I'll never eat out another
Oh, when I saw her pubic hair
Oh, since I saw her pubic hair
Yeah, well since I saw her pubic hair

 

[lazarus]

JEE-sus.

Middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.

 

[impy13]

"Herp is on my anus, feel it pound"

Pot. Kettle. Black.

 

[u2popmofo]

 

[impy13]

Can't you be arrested in Utah for reading such bawdy material?

 

[u2popmofo]

Can't you be arrested in Utah for reading such bawdy material?

It's probably even worse to be doing it at work, but hey, at least I'm not "doing it for work" like Lance's mom.

 

[impy13]

You earned this:

 

[lazarus]

I WORK NIGHTS (SHE'S SO BEAVY)

I work nights
I work nights in bed
I work nights
I work nights in bed
ass-driving me red, ass-driving me red

I work nights
I work nights in bed, late
I work nights
I work nights in bed
ass-driving me red, ass-driving me red

She's so beavy...
beavy
beavy

(repeat)

 

[LMP]

We are expecting!


Well at least he doesn't find himself so funny that he quotes himself and puts it in his own signature.

Or say he'd beat up a crippled orphan.

"Fuck a Pony" is a song I'm really considering working on.

 

[No spoken words]

This thread might have been a bad idea.

My bad.

 

[impy13]

Explain.

 

[No spoken words]

Probably a tad too explicit for a general LS thread.

 

[impy13]

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Here, There, and Two in WHERE?!

This is good.

 

[lazarus]

Or say he'd beat up a crippled orphan.

"Fuck a Pony" is a song I'm really considering working on.

Ahh, that brief spell where Lance's Mom was working the Tijuana circuit. Good call.

 

[LMP]

"...and when we got there, it was just this chick fucking a horse."

 

[impy13]

Lance's Mom is a whore because she takes money for sex and I read a book about whores and I'd like to compare the book to the real thing because I liked the book.

 

[No spoken words]

I spent a year under a bridge, collecting tolls. I saw a movie about trolls and now want to read a book about trolls because I collect tolls and want to see what that's like.

 

[LMP]

Please tell me what that's referencing.

 

[No spoken words]

Please tell me what that's referencing.

I will. Stand by.

 

[LMP]

Can this person be THE TROLL DAWG?

 

[No spoken words]

Can this person be THE TROLL DAWG?

Hell yes.

 

[impy13]

Yeah.

 

[mad1]

if Bono was a Christmas Tree, like the above, we'd have Christmas all year round.


and Lances mum would be sitting on top of his tree.......sorry, the tree

 

[impy13]

And I'd be defecting to the NSW Clan.