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Old 03-10-2010, 06:26 PM   #256
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Cocked Her - The National
1. Vag on Fire
2. In Need of More Hangers
3. Trainee
4. 'Nother Fist For Ya
5. Peen Gloves
6. Ho Show
7. Her Part's Been Whory
8. Fuck a Whore
9. Sex Room
10. Facing Like a Pro
11. Paid Up
12. Hostel

This feels like a weak effort.
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Old 03-10-2010, 06:41 PM   #257
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This feels like a weak effort.
"Too fuckin' bad. No refunds" - Lance's mom
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:45 PM   #258
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You took Wolfy in an entirely different direction that I would have.... with sexy results.
Yeah, it was actually pretty tough. And I'd kind of like to make one change:

1. Blisteredlabia
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:03 AM   #259
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My original inclination was "Titsomania," so you certainly topped that.

Peefer, you were in a hole already considering I'm not the kind of guy who takes Boxer related jokes lightly.
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:42 AM   #260
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VWilcock presents:

YANK'EM COCKDROP WHORETEL

1. I Am Trying to Break Your Hole
2. (Hidden) Kamera
3. Dildo Cure
4. Whore on Whore
5. Jizz-ass, etc.
6. Rashes of American Slags
7. Pervy Men'll Bum 'er
8. I'm the Man Who Rubs You
9. Rot-Nettled Squack
10. Poor Places (To Fuck)
11. Off the Reservation (for Dalton)
I would change the title to YankMe SoWell Cumshot. I like the rest of it, especially using the word Squack, which I have never encountered before.
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:20 PM   #261
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Yeah, not only did I mix the last two words around, but I've thought of some alternates as well:

Spank'em Whoretel Crotchrot
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Old 03-12-2010, 02:23 AM   #262
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Laz, it's your job to take every Lance's Mom joke and turn it into an erotic coffee table book.

Bring in the moniez.
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Old 03-12-2010, 03:14 AM   #263
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THE SPLASHING BLUMPKINS - ON MY KNEES REAM

1. Chub Sock
2. Thigh It
3. Jew Pay
4. ($5) Hummer
5. Socket
6. Disrobe
7. Bona'
8. Cock U.S.A.
9. Spray-on-ass
10. Lanceboy
11. SilverDollarFuck
12. Sweat Sweat
13. Tuna
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Old 03-13-2010, 08:17 PM   #264
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Since you all loved the above so much:

THE SPLASHING BLUMPKINS - SWOLLEN TESTES AND THE INFINITE CRAB EGGS

Disc One - Down to Fuck
1. Swollen Testes and the Infinite Crab Eggs
2. Two-for-one nite Tonite
3. Jizzybelly
4. Diniro
5. Here Is Mo' Thigh
6. Ballsack with Butterfly Wings
7. To Whore, Live
8. Fuck Me (A Plea to Anyone)
9. Glove
10. Cupid de Cocke
11. Gagonpenis
12. Muzzle (and Blindfold)
13. Whorelina of the Vast Orifice
14. Me Go Down

Disc Two - Two Fists to Starfish
1. Where Boys Pay to Tread
2. Bodice
3. Thirty-three (in one night)
4. Into the Arse He Seeps
5. 18 to 79
6. Tales of a Scorched Birthcanal
7. Between the Eyes They Spoo Me
8. Pimp-a-Vagine
9. X My V
10. They Only Pull Out At Night
11. Buttocks-full
12. Lance (My son, and lonely)
13. My Starfish
14. Tip well and Goodnight
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Old 03-16-2010, 04:47 PM   #265
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The lack of response here is disheartening. Especially after Billy Whorgan put in all that effort. He may shelve plans to release Penis Iscariot at this point.

Also, if I can bring it back to Shuttlecock for a moment, why did we go with I Will Return instead of I Will Swallow for Ball Boy?

Seems like a no-brainer in retrospect, though that first album was more badminton-heavy.
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Old 03-16-2010, 04:58 PM   #266
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I should say that I enjoyed your last two entries immensely (particularly the band name). I think, for me, the non response was more because I went immediately into spoof writing mode. You are an inspiration
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Old 03-16-2010, 06:44 PM   #267
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This has been stuck in my head since I made my last post I figured I'd burden you guys with it too

YouTube - Chicago You're The Inspiration.wmv
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For me, I tend to not reply in here too often because I graduated Kindergarten.

Then again I did start this thread.
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Old 03-17-2010, 05:25 AM   #269
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VWILCOCK -- PEEN IN HERE

Disc One
1. Miss Thunderwood
2. Scar, Scar Away
3. Son: Gay
4. Outtaslit (Outta Mind)
5. Whore Get No Flowers
6. Red-Assed and Blew
7. I Fuck You (At the End of the Hallway)
8. Half the World's Got My Sores
9. Whoretel Daytona
10. Say You'll Fist Me

Disc Two
1. Spunkin' Treasure
2. Some Gray Poon
3. Outta Hind (Outta Sight)
4. Someone Else's Dong
5. Kingpimp
6. (Watch Me) Sip Your Reams
7. Why Would You Wanna Tip?
8. The Homely 1
9. Creamer In My Jeans
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Old 03-17-2010, 12:49 PM   #270
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Alright, there's a lot of gold in that one. And I'm flattered you used "Creamer in my Jeans."
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