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Old 10-14-2009, 04:38 PM   #226
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Anally paid the plane into Paris,
Prostituting down by the Seine
Dalton called to say,
For $10.58
Will you get rear-ended with a ball gag near Spain?

Lance you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard they can be
The way guys are boning
They're going to sterilize me

Drove from Paris by an Amsterdam hard-on,
Screwing in their beds for the dough
The jew patrons said, "Say what you doing in bed?"
I said, "I'm only trying to buy my son clothes"
bravo.
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:49 PM   #227
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:17 PM   #228
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:31 PM   #229
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What fun!

I've been going to this Bingo hall with some friends recently. It's BYOB, so we figured there's no reason not to go. Not only are we always the youngest people in there, we're usually the only ones drinking. It's entirely too quiet and folks don't even get excited when they get a $750 bingo.

If and when I ever win, there's absolutely no way I'm not screaming "that's a BEEN-GO!"
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:40 PM   #230
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BYOB = Bring Your Own Bingo?
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:45 PM   #231
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Bring Your Own Beverages-that-Lance-drank-plenty-of-and-still-didn't-muster-the-courage-to-get-his-dream-girl's-name
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:53 PM   #232
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Why must thou twist the knife?
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Old 10-22-2009, 09:21 AM   #233
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stick it in here... HA! i just got that.
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:39 PM   #234
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Actually, you can pretty much stick it wherever you want to.
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:31 PM   #235
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Probably the most racist song parody I'll ever pen, but what the hell. I know that, sitting comfortably in a douchebag seat somewhere, NSW approves.

Chicago At Night

Now when NSW went to Chicago that night
He found a girl
Waking up with something on the side of her mouth
She'd just felt a pole
And at night she would always go down
He took out a very heavy wallet that night
Handed her a dime
Fell to the ground
It wasn't enough, not at all
But she was already halfway down

Now the whole city has a good vantage
Foreigners hooting in their first language

He blushed and slapped her across the face
Did she knew where she was?
She thought he was looking for a good time
But she was wrong
His idea of a good time was in his wallet
It's in his genes
She knew that it was all over that night
Picked his pocket
Took off and ran
He'd find her fast
With a tattoo like that on her ass

Now the whole city has a good vantage
Foreigners mocking in their first language

This is why he never comes to this side of town
Never comes to this side of town
Never comes to this side of town
Never comes to this side of town
Never comes to this side of town
Never comes to this side of town
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Old 10-30-2009, 08:32 PM   #236
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Considering the response to Your Jew Room, I don't think you need to worry about offending anyone.

Well done.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:49 PM   #237
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Apparently Lance's Mom is coming to a town near you me.
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:22 PM   #238
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Nice.

They're gonna have to rename it the NBA Brown Star Game when she gets done with the players and fans.
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:54 PM   #239
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I inadvertently stumbled across a brothel this weekend. This story is absolutely true. I've been meaning to share it, and this seemed like the best place.

So, yes. I've been to a brothel.
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Somehow I doubt the "inadvertent" implication here.

Are they like they sound in all the songs!?
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