Lance's Mom-inspired art: stick it in here

[lazarus]

BROKEN ANAL SCREAM -- YOU WHORE! GOT CLAP IN PEEHOLE

1. Rupture the Slag
2. KY Asshole-Enter
3. Scars and Speculums
4. Low-Cost Crimes (Syphillis Kills remix)
5. Looks Just Like My Son
6. Pacific Ream
7. Anthems For A $7.95 Lay
8. Time = Money
9. Late Nineties Bedroom Cock in Missionary
10. Shampoo Semen-slide
11. Luber's Spit
12. I'm Still Your Vag
13. Slither Slather Goes My Hoo-Ha

 

[cobl04]

8 & 12 are just lazy. But 13 got one of those laughs where you exhale through your nose from me.

 

[Reggo]

Don't see you trying to do better, Cobbler.

 

[cobl04]

I don't want to embarrass him

 

[lazarus]

It was all downhill after the album title as far as I'm concerned.

I just needed to "share" that one.

 

[Imperor]

Now who's going to try For Givin' Us Cock Record?

 

[lazarus]

Sorry, I needed to alter your suggestion after hearing the album:

BROKEN ANAL SCREAM - WHORE, GIVE THIS COCK RECTUM

1. Whirled Stick
2. Chase Peen
3. Mexico Batches
4. Forced to Lay
5. Ball To Ball
6. Whorehouse Director
7. Thighway Slippery Jam
8. Ungrateful Without Father
9. Eat Me in the Basement
10. Ornamental Sex
11. Sweatiest Fill
12. No Lance On The Hanger
13. Hooker in Hell
14. You In My Hand


Once again, the actual songs feel a bit anti-climactic, no pun intended.

 

[lazarus]

COCKPLAY - GYNO DRILL-INTO

1. Gyno Drill-Into
2. Hurts Like Herpes
3. Pair o' Tits
4. Gnarly Brown
5. Sluts Against The Wall
6. D.D.I.X.
7. Every Cumdrop Is A Mouthful
8. Major Anus
9. U.T.I.
10. Princess of ChinMusic
11. Up In Dames
12. A Throatful Emission
13. Don't Let It Tear My Colon
14. Up With The Turds

 

[Imperor]

 

[u2popmofo]

I thought 3 would be "Pair a Thighs".

 

[lazarus]

I decided to be as blunt as possible there.

I'm particularly proud of "Gnarly Brown". And while it's not very creative, I laugh every time I think of "Major Anus". There's actually a lot of assplay references here; I wonder if things are getting too stale bedroom-wise in the Pissy Martin household?

 

[Reggo]

This is a completely tasteless joke. Perfect for this thread.

What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and Lance's mom with diarrhea?

Spoiler

One shucks between fits, the other fucks between shits.

 

[LemonMelon]

Lust For Dimes

Here comes Lance's mom again
With the knickers and bugs
She smells like gasoline
She's gonna do a drunken striptease
Hey man, where'd you get that ointment?
I've been hurting since I paid for a lick
I wish she'd worn gloves
I wish she'd worn gloves
It's just like spelunking
Well she's a modern whore
Of course she's had it in the ear before

Cuz of a lust for dimes
Cuz of a lust for dimes

She's worth a million in STDs
You were warned with sex ed films
Her pimp drives a Caddy
Dresses her in fishnets
For all the guys she'll blow
She's worth a million in STDs
Tonight she'll sleep on the sidewalk
After beating off some guys on Main
With her knickers and bugs
Knickers and bugs
Well she's a modern whore
Of course she's had it in the ear before

Cuz of a lust for dimes
Cuz of a lust for dimes
She's got a lust for dimes
Oh a lust for dimes
Oh a lust for dimes
A lust for dimes
She's got a lust for dimes
She's got a lust for dimes

 

[lazarus]

Can't wait for The Assenger and Nightchubbing.

 

[lazarus]

BRUISED SEMENSTAIN - WRESTLING BALLS

1. We Shave Hair Off Our Own
2. Sleazy Money
3. Spackled And Drunk
4. Jack Off All Trades
5. Death To My Whoretel
6. This Abortion
7. Wrestling Balls
8. I've Got HIV
9. Thigher Pound
10. Land of Rope And Reams
11. We Are A Virus

 

[lazarus]

DEVOTED BLOWING -- TWATSLIDE

1. John Takes A Twatslide
2. Twatslide
3. The Whore's Filthy Lesions
4. A Small Cock In Hand
[segue: Labia Gross (A Whore's Cachet)]
5. On My Face, Boy
6. The Whoretel
7. I've Not Blown Two Cocks Since Morn'
8. Ho' Control
[segue: Vagina Muchstroke]
9. Vulva Of Utter Degradation
[segue: Ram Home A Bone/I Am With John]
10. Wishful Big Quimmings
11. They Prick Me
[segue: Natal Hanger]
12. I'm Pre-Paid
13. Thru This Prostitute's Ass
14. Strangers In The Sheets

 

[bono_212]

This thread has over 400 posts in it.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

that is still less than how many have been in Lance's Mom.

 

[bono_212]

Ha!

 

[lazarus]

I'm bored.


LABIALCRUD: OK CUM-DUMPSTER

1. Whorebag
2. PenisVoid Man-Toy
3. Subcutaneous Bonesuck Ailin'
4. Enter Cooze (For $5)
5. Pet Down
6. Fist Her, Flappier
7. Cornhole Police
8. Erectioneering
9. Wiping Down The Walls
10. No Slup Prizes
11. Sucky
12. Ass Tourist

 

[lazarus]

ENTER-POLE - Take Off The Tight Whites

 

[lazarus]

BLOWASIS - (WHAT'S THE STORY) MOMMY WHORING

1. Fellow
2. Ball With It
3. Wonderhole
4. Don't Look Back In Anal
5. Pay Now
6. Some Might Spray
7. Fist Not Shallow
8. He's Erected
9. Mommy Whoring
10. Ass-Pain Supernova

 

[cobl04]

That is an album very occupied with the arse.

 

[lazarus]

I'm guessing after Definitely Labia they wanted to change things up a bit.

 

[lazarus]

Double (album) your pleasure!


MELTIN' JOHNS -- GOODBYE, SWALLOW DICK-LOAD

1. Funeral For My Behind/Ass Lies Bleeding
2. Candle in the End
3. Bending For The Jizz

4. Goodbye Swallow Dick-load
5. My Son Has No Father
6. Grope, Feel
7. Facial Jerk-Off
8. I've Sucked That Marine Too

9. Sweet Parted Labia
10. This Battered Old Fanny (Daily)
11. Dirty Old Hag
12. All The Johns Love Anus

13. Your Brother Can Fist (But Show That Bill Fold)
14. Saturday Night's All Right For Whoring
15. Boy Riders
16. Professional Disease
17. Whore Money

 

[Imperor]

Jesus Christ.

 

[lazarus]

I love that a rare Imperor sighting happened in this of all threads.

 

[cobl04]

Filthy.

 

[lazarus]

I'm particularly proud of #10.

 

[lazarus]

DEVOTED BLOWING -- TWATSLIDE

1. John Takes A Twatslide
2. Twatslide
3. The Whore's Filthy Lesions
4. A Small Cock In Hand
[segue: Labia Gross (A Whore's Cachet)]
5. On My Face, Boy
6. The Whoretel
7. I've Not Blown Two Cocks Since Morn'
8. Ho' Control
[segue: Vagina Muchstroke]
9. Vulva Of Utter Degradation
[segue: Ram Home A Bone/I Am With John]
10. Wishful Big Quimmings
11. They Prick Me
[segue: Natal Hanger]
12. I'm Pre-Paid
13. Thru This Prostitute's Ass
14. Strangers In The Sheets

Also I just saw this at the top of the page and it took me like 2 minutes to figure out what it was.

Spoiler

David Bowie's Outside

"Natal Hanger" FTW.