Lance's Mom-inspired art: stick it in here

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I found a picture of Lance's mum on the internet and wanted to post it here

But there was too much man-sack-underside in the frame


:(
 
Beat Coccyx - Self-titled

1. Cock It Rises
2. White Into Her Anal
3. Sagged Wood
4. Tie Her, Mount Her, Pet Her Song
5. Harlot Houses
6. Lance Doesn't Know Why
7. Heard Them Crying
8. Your Cocksucker
9. Ghettococks
10. New Skin Mounted
11. All of Her Johns
 
Well done. I had to refresh my memory on those titles but had a laugh.

And now changing gears to the world of cinema:

The Partin' Sore-Labia Collection
Who's That Knocking Up My Whore?
Twat-Scar Bertha
Peen Streets
Backseat Driver
Jew Yank, Jew Yank
Raging Balls
The Queen of Cornholeing
After Sores
The Odor of Money
The Botched Abortion of Lance
WoodFellas
Gaped Rear
Cash-Only
PoonDone
Bringing Out the Head
Bangs of New York
The Salivator
The Deep-Throated
Nutter Thighland

and the documentaries:

The Grasped Schwanz
My Vag in Infamy
No Erection Alone
 
WHORESSEY

Your Arse(Anal)

1. You're Gonna Need Some Lube On Your Side
2. Cavernous Cooze
3. We'll Get You Off
4. The Vaginal Front Crisco
5. Some People I Blow

6. We Hate It When Our Moms Become Professional
7. You're The One For My Fatty
8. Seasick, Yet Still Cocked
9. I Know I'm Gonna Herpes Someday
10. A2Morrow
 
R.E.E.M. Automatic Through The Pee-hole

1. Driven
2. Try Not To Breed
3. The Thigh-finder Seeps Tonight
4. Everybody's Herps
5. New Whorin's Instrumental
6. Soreness Follows
7. Lancey Heard His Ma Squeal
8. BigWhoreLand
9. Starfish Be Sweatin'
10. Man in My Mom
11. Nightquimming
12. Pay the Hooker
 
I'm sure some of you are surprised that this has, umm, leaked already, but it is Lance's Mom we're talking about.


R.E.E.M. -- Goatse Into Now


1. DiscoverHerp.
2. All the Fist
3. Do Berlin
4. Oh My Hard-on
5. Tit-saggin' Today
6. Every Whore Is Yours To Pimp
7. Alligator Fuckhouse Anal-lube Advocate
8. Work the Sack
9. Mine Smell Like Money
10. A Twat Someone Has Used
11. Me, Marlon Brando, Butter, a Vibrator
12. Blew
 
The Hands That Stroked America

Oh my love
It's a long cock you've got
Put your freckled nose in my peeling ass canyon
It costs only three, to hang your meat on my eye
Start digging in your pockets, if you want a threesome or a hot creampie

These are the hands that stroked America
This is the mouth that blew America

Last saw your face, on the top of a 69
As the old birds argued about penis size
You took my lips for a tray at a roadside bar
Take two of these, to make it more hard

Uh-huh

And these are the hands that stroked America

Of all of the pros you've seen, am I more than a fee?
After all of these years, do you still remember me?

(Opera)

It's early fall, there's a whore on a New York tramline
For just ten cents, you can shag her like a pickled swine

These are the hands that stroked America
This is the Mom that banged America

America
 
Since this band is still the hot topic as of late:


R.E.E.M. -- SPERM-HER

1. Rabies-Free Salope
2. Pungentvag
3. Haggling
4. Talk About the Rashin'
5. Oral Kiosk
6. Punctured Cervix

7. Scat-a-pult
8. Spitting Swill
9. 9"-9.5"
10. Fisting Through
11. We Fuck
12. Wrestle the Folds
 
Whoretaint - The Stool

1. Set Your Drawers Down
2. Whoretaint
3. Thunderblow
4. Peens
5. Swallows
6. Exposure
7. Scabies
8. Vajesty
9. Lance's Mom's Tart Squirter
 
SHAVE'D BOVINE -- AVAGIN FLAMED

1. Wank That Man
2. Avagin Flamed
3. Dried Quim Saturday
4. Peen-lick in Detroit
5. Packed Asshole

6. Tied
7. The Dirtiest Starfish
8. Let's Spend The Hour Together
9. The Germed 'Gina
10. Lady Spreading Hole
 
SHAVE'D BOVINE -- PIGGY WHORECRUST AND THE RIDERS OF MOMS

1. Five Johns
2. Pole Love
3. Mid-age Man-cream
4. Star-ram
5. Licked Taint, Queasy

6. Lance Whorespawn
7. Scar
8. Piggy Whorecrust
9. Stuffed-with-jizz Biddy
10. Cock and Balls Fit Inside
 
As seen outside Lance's Mom's house:

demotivational-posters-your-moms-house.jpg
 
LABIALCRUD -- THE PIMP OF LIMBS

1. Blown
2. Sore and Blistered Hairpie
3. Spittle Thigh Spittle
4. Fetal
5. Bloated Plower
6. ThroatSex (alt. Durex?)
7. Spit Up The Load
8. Penetrator
 
You know, I knew there was some brand name that would have worked, but I was thinking lubes, not condoms.

I'll change it.

If ThroatSex is gone, would you prefer Sexworker for the final track?
 
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