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Old 11-24-2008, 04:18 PM   #61
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:35 PM   #62
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How do you get a drummer off your front porch?












Pay him for the pizza
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Old 11-25-2008, 09:54 AM   #64
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Election in an Asian accent is 'erection'.

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Old 11-25-2008, 09:58 AM   #65
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Q: Why is it better to be an Asian?
A: You get peripheral vision.

I just made that one up.. so yeah.


I'm very surprised no one put up Chuck Norris jokes.........
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Q: Why do bagpipers walk as they play their instruments?

A: They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Old 11-25-2008, 03:53 PM   #67
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DRUMMER JOKES!! MOAR!
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And if U2 EVER did Hawkmoon live....and the version from the Lovetown Tour, my uterus would leave my body and fling itself at Bono - for realz.
Don't worry baby, it's gonna be all right. Uncertainty can be a guiding light...
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I'm very surprised no one put up Chuck Norris jokes.........
there's no joking about Chuck Norris
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Old 11-25-2008, 04:16 PM   #69
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Chuck Norris does not acknowledge the periodic table. He only knows the element of surprise.


Yea, I only remember the nerdy ones. And the one Chuck hates:
There is no such thing as evolution theory. Only species Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Or he will pummel you with his tiny fists
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Tampax redesigned their products with tinsel instead of string. But it's only for the Christmas period.
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Tampax redesigned their products with tinsel instead of string. But it's only for the Christmas period.
Sounds itchy
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Old 11-28-2008, 11:32 AM   #73
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Tampax redesigned their products with tinsel instead of string. But it's only for the Christmas period.
Does it stay in until after Jan 1st?
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