Joke Thread...

[RedRocksU2]

 

[Night & Day]

 

[zuropa_fit]

How do you get a drummer off your front porch?












Pay him for the pizza

 

[youtooellen]

Election in an Asian accent is 'erection'.

 

[youtooellen]

Q: Why is it better to be an Asian?
A: You get peripheral vision.

I just made that one up.. so yeah.


I'm very surprised no one put up Chuck Norris jokes.........

 

[MsPurrl]

Q: Why do bagpipers walk as they play their instruments?

A: They're trying to get away from the noise.

 

[Galeongirl]

How do you get a drummer off your front porch?












Pay him for the pizza

DRUMMER JOKES!! MOAR!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm very surprised no one put up Chuck Norris jokes.........

there's no joking about Chuck Norris

 

[Galeongirl]

Chuck Norris does not acknowledge the periodic table. He only knows the element of surprise.


Yea, I only remember the nerdy ones. And the one Chuck hates:
There is no such thing as evolution theory. Only species Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

[MsPurrl]

Or he will pummel you with his tiny fists

 

[waynetravis]

Tampax redesigned their products with tinsel instead of string. But it's only for the Christmas period.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Tampax redesigned their products with tinsel instead of string. But it's only for the Christmas period.

Sounds itchy

 

[Night & Day]

Tampax redesigned their products with tinsel instead of string. But it's only for the Christmas period.

Does it stay in until after Jan 1st?