Interference Thread Survivor Q1: Business Trips vs. Morrissey

[LemonMelon]

So here we are, the quarterfinals. There are only seven threads remaining in total, so let's make this shit count. Last time, Morrissey, world's biggest U2 fan, took it to Rush and all the Moggios they possess, coming away with a 10-0 mercy rule.

Next up:

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f201/business-trips-are-they-legit-when-theres-closing-involved-183373.html

vs.

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f304/morrissey-a-live-nod-to-u2-at-glastonbury-211098.html

 

[the tourist]

I'm going with the Longest Of All Shots.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

He's cheating.

 

[redhotswami]

Atlanta, Germany. The happiest place on Earth.

And the Morrissey thread, while brilliant, lacks this post:

They've been living together for 8 years and they're not married yet? They must not be Hispanic then?

 

[Galeongirl]

Shit man, I really don't know....


I've used Atlanta, Germany quite a bit, and the cheating part was so bloody hilarious. And I'm STILL not convinced this person wasn't just taking the piss.

But Morrissey... it's so ridiculous that it's hilarious. And it's become quite a meme.

 

[UberBeaver]

Brutal one. I'm going to Atlanta, though. Atlanta, Germany, that is.

 

[PhilsFan]

I am voting for Atlanta, Germany, but I just stumbled upon the part of the Moz thread where redhill declares the Internet to be located in America.

 

[UberBeaver]

The great thing about either thread is that you can pick almost any page at random and strike gold.

 

[PhilsFan]

My late realization that I may have erred in my decision is an homage to U2 starting the Popmart Tour too early.

 

[IWasBored]

My late realization that I may have erred in my decision is an homage to U2 starting the Popmart Tour too early.

Hahahahah.

 

[cobl04]

Going with Moz if only for the fact that I was around at the time. Business trips is extremely funny but there's a couple of things that go over my head. And at least the thread starter didn't end up talking about the truth become "self-evident"

 

[Axver]

Oh god, what a tough decision. I went with the Morrissey thread, but ... these both deserve to proceed, really.

My late realization that I may have erred in my decision is an homage to U2 starting the Popmart Tour too early.

Ahahaha.

 

[No spoken words]

I have not been voting much, but, I have to vote for Atlanta, Germany here.

 

[LemonMelon]

13 votes in 2 hours. Fuck yes.

I went with Business Trips because Atlanta, Germany.

 

[bono_212]

I can't NOT vote for Atlanta, Germany. I have filled OTHER PEOPLE not on Interference in on that joke. I mean, that's not something I do often.

But I am so sad to see Morrissey go. My personal favorite thread in recent history.

 

[iron yuppie]

Voted for Morrissey. I take it that the premise of Atlanta, Germany is that somebody thought a friend's husband was flying to Germany in order to cheat under the guise of a business trip. The central premise of the Moz thread is infinitely less realistic and more ridiculous.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Could have just about been the GF.

Bye, Moz&Cat.

 

[IWasBored]

They're both so batshit crazy, but msmo-oo-ooofogo-oo-one made other spin offs of crazy and wins this one.

 

[djerdap]

My late realization that I may have erred in my decision is an homage to U2 starting the Popmart Tour too early.

Can LM change your vote as an homage to Bono's "ONE Vote" campaign?

 

[No spoken words]

I voted and all, but, decided to go back and re-read some of the Business Trip thread (re-read the Morrissey thread earlier), and, frankly, even if the Business Trip thread started and ended with the very first post, it should win just about any contest this site cares to conjure up. Just fucking fantastic.

 

[No spoken words]

Oh shit, and there's me just a few posts in, wow.

And again on page two, me at my worst. Awesome.

 

[djerdap]

"We're not in Britain or Australia" is the greatest moment of this 6000-year old planet.

This is a tragedy!

 

[No spoken words]

The voting aint easy, we've had to say goodbye to some good threads.

 

[djerdap]

It is self-evident that you're all wrong and I'm right and you all wish to speak and not examine.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

"We're not in Britain or Australia" is the greatest moment of this 6000-year old planet.

This is a tragedy!

what if your ass is so big it sits in both countries?

 

[IWasBored]

The Internet, Glastonbury, and redhill are all in America! Murcia! Raawr!!!!


Nope, just the crazy guy. That's all we've got. :sadface:

 

[Galeongirl]

Ye gods, I STILL don't know what to vote for.

 

[UberBeaver]

I have not been voting much, but, I have to vote for Atlanta, Germany here.

In the Atlanta thread, at the bottom of page 17 (on my settings, anyway. If your settings are different, fuck your weak ass bullshit) I scrolled to this NSW post and bust out laughing:

That's it. That's his whole post. It's perfect.

 

[the tourist]

Maybe I'll have to re-read the Atlanta, Germany thread. I wasn't there for it when it happened. Maybe that's why I can't romanticize the same way about it as others. On the other hand, I'm not sure if I've laughed as hard at much of anything on here as I did at the Morrissey thread though. So it's a shame it's leaving.

 

[redhotswami]

In the Atlanta thread, at the bottom of page 17 (on my settings, anyway. If your settings are different, fuck your weak ass bullshit) I scrolled to this NSW post and bust out laughing:

That's it. That's his whole post. It's perfect.

Brilliant.