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Old 10-25-2012, 03:28 PM   #1
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Interference Thread Survivor Match 11: Dirty Minds vs. Jeff Goldblum

Last match, Screwtape confounded ahittle's singing fridge and ran away with a decisive 10-5 victory.

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Sexual Messages in U2's Songs

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Old 10-25-2012, 03:32 PM   #2
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Harrison Ford? Jeff Goldblum too? WTF? Today is Black Thursday. The stars, they're falling like flies.
This might be the best post ever.

I've got to think this one through.
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The Blum, 100 percent. Never forget, you guys.
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Old 10-25-2012, 05:29 PM   #4
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I think I'll vote for the Blum just to give it a chance. Sexual messages has a much broader appeal beyond the CLICK! and will probably run away with this, though an upset would make me laugh.
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Old 10-25-2012, 06:24 PM   #5
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Sexual Messages. Because that thread is one of the funniest ever. I remember reading it through one night, hilarious. It should be brought back to life. If we only had some new lyrics... damn Bono.
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And if U2 EVER did Hawkmoon live....and the version from the Lovetown Tour, my uterus would leave my body and fling itself at Bono - for realz.
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Old 10-25-2012, 06:46 PM   #6
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OHdear, I just reread the threads... fuck I didn't realise I played such an active roal in the sexual messages one.
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And if U2 EVER did Hawkmoon live....and the version from the Lovetown Tour, my uterus would leave my body and fling itself at Bono - for realz.
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Old 10-25-2012, 06:53 PM   #7
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Sexual Messages is the better thread, but that "Black Thursday" post is a classic.
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Old 10-26-2012, 12:16 AM   #8
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Wow, this would be almost as big an upset as Shuttlecock getting knocked off if it holds. I doubt it will, we still haven't gotten votes from a lot of regulars yet, but man.
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I have to go with Sexual Messages too... Goldblum's not bad, but I had laughed aloud several times just in the first 9 pages of SMs. Better not read the rest of it while I'm at work, but I will be re-visiting it later. The "Hey ho, I want to fuck you in half" line is gold. *L*
(As is the consternation of the pure-of-heart fans who apparently want to pretend that Bono's never had sex or even a dirty thought in his life... all his kids must have happened via immaculate conception!)


ETA: By the way, LM... if the Sexual Messages thread does win overall (admittedly unlikely, my bet is either Kunstmuseum or Fake Edge), can we say that it's a win for Achtung Baby, thus rendering your current signature inaccurate?
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Sexual Messages was one of the biggest reasons I stayed on Interference after I saw my Vertigo Tour shows, so it definitely has the nostalgia appeal for me.

Though I make Jeff Goldblum references on the regular. Yesterday in class, actually, we were talking about internet trolling and my professor said, "No, Jeff Goldblum is not dead." and I had to bite my hand to stop from laughing really hard out loud.
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Wow, I kind of threw a vote Goldblum's (rest his soul) way for fun, I'm surprised it's winning.

I respect Sexual Messages as being part of the old guard, but it wasn't doing so much for me rereading it now. Maybe Panther Nips has just completely ruined non-click joke U2 song titles for me.

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ETA: By the way, LM... if the Sexual Messages thread does win overall (admittedly unlikely, my bet is either Kunstmuseum or Fake Edge), can we say that it's a win for Achtung Baby, thus rendering your current signature inaccurate?
It's more of a win for oral sex, full stop.
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Old 10-26-2012, 08:12 AM   #12
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Achtung Baby invented oral sex tho
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Yeah Right! U2 are a CHRISTIAN band so you can jam it!!
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Maybe Panther Nips has just completely ruined non-click joke U2 song titles for me.
Shit, they were something special.
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Old 10-26-2012, 10:26 AM   #15
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That Coldplay thread where he does those "cockroach" song titles with the reactions afterwards is priceless. Now that was a good thread.

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