i'm attracted to women, guys.

[Zoomerang96]

father to son.

well, folks. i've got big news to announce. i just found out today that i'm going to be a proud father for a second time!

nope, that's not true at all.

anyway, i just thought i'd lie to you all, and then quickly repent.

 

[DrTeeth]

Quick, everybody repent except/accept Jesus!

Drat, this joke doesn't work when you write it down

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

hold on, so is it women or guys? Cus I'm confused, guys

 

[Zoots]

Zoomy swings both ways!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

HAWT!!!

 

[redhotswami]

i prefer to wait to post in these threads until after zoots responds. what took you so damn long?

 

[Zoots]

i prefer to wait to post in these threads until after zoots responds. what took you so damn long?

I was waiting for you!

 

[mad1]

Zoom is a big sexy cactus.

Ive adored his great anti-social posts since I first joined.

he rocks

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Zoom is a big sexy cactus.

 

[mad1]

Jaysus mother of flying d*ck bananas!

that guy is awesome!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

and brave, I fail to see how that could be comfortable...

 

[mad1]

I dunno, but I bet he has to use something like an empty swimming pool to like pee in.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

"I'm attracted to women, guys." - Zoomerang96

Quote of the day.

 

[angelordevil]

father to son.

well, folks. i've got big news to announce. i just found out today that i'm going to be a proud father for a second time!

nope, that's not true at all.

anyway, i just thought i'd lie to you all, and then quickly repent.

You are forgiven...although I swear the headless, dancing child I saw this morning on the way to work was yours.