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Old 09-05-2008, 12:40 AM   #1
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i'm attracted to women, guys.

father to son.

well, folks. i've got big news to announce. i just found out today that i'm going to be a proud father for a second time!

nope, that's not true at all.

anyway, i just thought i'd lie to you all, and then quickly repent.
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:55 AM   #2
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Quick, everybody repent except/accept Jesus!

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Old 09-05-2008, 10:24 AM   #3
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hold on, so is it women or guys? Cus I'm confused, guys
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i prefer to wait to post in these threads until after zoots responds. what took you so damn long?
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i prefer to wait to post in these threads until after zoots responds. what took you so damn long?
I was waiting for you!
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Old 09-05-2008, 10:42 AM   #8
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Zoom is a big sexy cactus.

Ive adored his great anti-social posts since I first joined.

he rocks
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Old 09-05-2008, 11:14 AM   #10
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Jaysus mother of flying d*ck bananas!

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and brave, I fail to see how that could be comfortable...
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Old 09-05-2008, 11:22 AM   #12
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I dunno, but I bet he has to use something like an empty swimming pool to like pee in.
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"I'm attracted to women, guys." - Zoomerang96

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father to son.

well, folks. i've got big news to announce. i just found out today that i'm going to be a proud father for a second time!

nope, that's not true at all.

anyway, i just thought i'd lie to you all, and then quickly repent.
You are forgiven...although I swear the headless, dancing child I saw this morning on the way to work was yours.
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