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Old 08-20-2008, 04:53 PM   #1
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I might break up with the internet ...

I used to approach this world wide web like a monkey on a jungle gym pushing my head in every hole just to see if it will fit. Now I just routinely climb straight to the top, climb back down and fall asleep.

Don't I deserve passion?
Don't I deserve adventure?
Don't I deserve spontaneity and wonder?

I'll admit it, sometimes I don't even log on cause I already know whats going to happen. I'll log on. I'll look at the headlines. You'll mildly surprise me with a article from the onion. I'll check the sports scores, but I've seen them so many times I don't really care. Then I'll hop over to the blue crack. We'll have a quick laugh, but it never lasts long enough and then I go to bed feeling empty and unsatisfied.

What has happened to this relationship? It might be over.
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Old 08-20-2008, 04:54 PM   #3
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I used to approach this world wide web like a monkey on a jungle gym pushing my head in every hole just to see if it will fit. Now I just routinely climb straight to the top, climb back down and fall asleep.

Don't I deserve passion?
Don't I deserve adventure?
Don't I deserve spontaneity and wonder?

I'll admit it, sometimes I don't even log on cause I already know whats going to happen. I'll log on. I'll look at the headlines. You'll mildly surprise me with a article from the onion. I'll check the sports scores, but I've seen them so many times I don't really care. Then I'll hop over to the blue crack. We'll have a quick laugh, but it never lasts long enough and then I go to bed feeling empty and unsatisfied.

What has happened to this relationship? It might be over.
Piss off.
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Old 08-20-2008, 04:54 PM   #4
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forget to pay the phone bill again?
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Sounds like someone's having a seven year internet itch. Eh?
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It's from Bloodsport.
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Sounds like you need a break from not just the blue crack but the whole internet.
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What has happened to this relationship? It might be over.
All good things must end.

If things didn't end badly, then things would never end.
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I don't know what to do. I've even started visiting Chinese websites thinking that if the internet changed up its appearance it might bring back a little spark, but all that ever happens is I end up watching Wang Wei make it with a panda and I get a call from the FBI.

I feel like we're star-crossed.
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Dalton and I had our good times. Sure, he was great with that ladder. He was good at a lot of things. But the key word there is "was." Dalton lost whatever it was he had. That spark. That something special that made it worth my time. At some point, we just both got bored with the other. We knew. We didn't say it, but we knew. We've known for a while. I'm just glad he feels comfortable enough with it now to come out here and say it to you.
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Dalton and I had our good times. Sure, he was great with that ladder. He was good at a lot of things. But the key word there is "was." Dalton lost whatever it was he had. That spark. That something special that made it worth my time. At some point, we just both got bored with the other. We knew. We didn't say it, but we knew. We've known for a while. I'm just glad he feels comfortable enough with it now to come out here and say it to you.
You fucking know the internet? How in the hell? That cheating bitch...
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I bet she's fucking connected with half the people in here. God she moves fast.
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Knock on the Internet's front door with a dozen red roses and sing her an acapella version of Al Green's 'Let's Stay Together'
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Knock on the Internet's front door with a dozen red roses and sing her an acapella version of Al Green's 'Let's Stay Together'

That always works with me.

Every time. :swoon:
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