I might break up with the internet ...

[Dalton]

I used to approach this world wide web like a monkey on a jungle gym pushing my head in every hole just to see if it will fit. Now I just routinely climb straight to the top, climb back down and fall asleep.

Don't I deserve passion?
Don't I deserve adventure?
Don't I deserve spontaneity and wonder?

I'll admit it, sometimes I don't even log on cause I already know whats going to happen. I'll log on. I'll look at the headlines. You'll mildly surprise me with a article from the onion. I'll check the sports scores, but I've seen them so many times I don't really care. Then I'll hop over to the blue crack. We'll have a quick laugh, but it never lasts long enough and then I go to bed feeling empty and unsatisfied.

What has happened to this relationship? It might be over.

 

[phillyfan26]

Dalton

 

[No spoken words]

I used to approach this world wide web like a monkey on a jungle gym pushing my head in every hole just to see if it will fit. Now I just routinely climb straight to the top, climb back down and fall asleep.

Don't I deserve passion?
Don't I deserve adventure?
Don't I deserve spontaneity and wonder?

I'll admit it, sometimes I don't even log on cause I already know whats going to happen. I'll log on. I'll look at the headlines. You'll mildly surprise me with a article from the onion. I'll check the sports scores, but I've seen them so many times I don't really care. Then I'll hop over to the blue crack. We'll have a quick laugh, but it never lasts long enough and then I go to bed feeling empty and unsatisfied.

What has happened to this relationship? It might be over.

Piss off.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

forget to pay the phone bill again?

 

[UberBeaver]

Sounds like someone's having a seven year internet itch. Eh?

 

[No spoken words]

It's from Bloodsport.

 

[Zoots]

Sounds like you need a break from not just the blue crack but the whole internet.

 

[MrPryck2U]

What has happened to this relationship? It might be over.

All good things must end.

If things didn't end badly, then things would never end.

 

[Dalton]

I don't know what to do. I've even started visiting Chinese websites thinking that if the internet changed up its appearance it might bring back a little spark, but all that ever happens is I end up watching Wang Wei make it with a panda and I get a call from the FBI.

I feel like we're star-crossed.

 

[phillyfan26]

Dalton and I had our good times. Sure, he was great with that ladder. He was good at a lot of things. But the key word there is "was." Dalton lost whatever it was he had. That spark. That something special that made it worth my time. At some point, we just both got bored with the other. We knew. We didn't say it, but we knew. We've known for a while. I'm just glad he feels comfortable enough with it now to come out here and say it to you.

 

[Dalton]

Dalton and I had our good times. Sure, he was great with that ladder. He was good at a lot of things. But the key word there is "was." Dalton lost whatever it was he had. That spark. That something special that made it worth my time. At some point, we just both got bored with the other. We knew. We didn't say it, but we knew. We've known for a while. I'm just glad he feels comfortable enough with it now to come out here and say it to you.

You fucking know the internet? How in the hell? That cheating bitch...

 

[Dalton]

I bet she's fucking connected with half the people in here. God she moves fast.

 

[redhotswami]

I might need to break up yo face!

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Knock on the Internet's front door with a dozen red roses and sing her an acapella version of Al Green's 'Let's Stay Together'

 

[martha]

Knock on the Internet's front door with a dozen red roses and sing her an acapella version of Al Green's 'Let's Stay Together'

That always works with me.

Every time. :swoon:

 

[snowbunny00774]

Dalton and I had our good times. Sure, he was great with that ladder. He was good at a lot of things. But the key word there is "was." Dalton lost whatever it was he had. That spark. That something special that made it worth my time. At some point, we just both got bored with the other. We knew. We didn't say it, but we knew. We've known for a while. I'm just glad he feels comfortable enough with it now to come out here and say it to you.

you are the internet? ugh...what have you seen me do on here

 

[snowbunny00774]

I used to approach this world wide web like a monkey on a jungle gym pushing my head in every hole just to see if it will fit. Now I just routinely climb straight to the top, climb back down and fall asleep.

Don't I deserve passion?
Don't I deserve adventure?
Don't I deserve spontaneity and wonder?

I'll admit it, sometimes I don't even log on cause I already know whats going to happen. I'll log on. I'll look at the headlines. You'll mildly surprise me with a article from the onion. I'll check the sports scores, but I've seen them so many times I don't really care. Then I'll hop over to the blue crack. We'll have a quick laugh, but it never lasts long enough and then I go to bed feeling empty and unsatisfied.

What has happened to this relationship? It might be over.

gtfo then

 

[LMP]

Since the internet is really a series of tubes, does this make Dalton "Tubegirl?"

 

[*browneyedgirl*]

 

[sue4u2]

You should try the "Internets". See what that get's ya
(but it's going to cost you, or your next of kin )

 

[cobl04]

tops thread.

i was going to add something, but it would have fucked with the fabric.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Sounds like someone's having a seven year internet itch. Eh?

who gave him that?

 

[kafrun]

k, but the internet wants its stuff back.

 

[LemonMelon]

You fucking know the internet? How in the hell? That cheating bitch...

I bet she's fucking connected with half the people in here. God she moves fast.

The internet needs to think about a possible merger with Lance's Mom Inc.


The problem is, so many have tried the very same thing and ended up very red in the end.

 

[mad1]

Dont worry Dalton.

When you've reached the peak of everything, and nothing is a surprise anymore, you know you've completed yourself and that you will be numb for the rest of your life.



its very normal.

 

[UberBeaver]

Hey, if you're really done with her, would you mind if I...you know...you cool with that? Not like your answer is going to stop me, but I just figured I'd do the right thing and let you know I was moving in. And then - get this - I'm going to post videos of me and internet - ON THE INTERNET! How's that for irony?

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

^


oh beav, u slay me...

 

[Dalton]

Hey, if you're really done with her, would you mind if I...you know...you cool with that? Not like your answer is going to stop me, but I just figured I'd do the right thing and let you know I was moving in. And then - get this - I'm going to post videos of me and internet - ON THE INTERNET! How's that for irony?

Fuck you, Beav! You really are a douchebag. The thought of you making movies of you on The Internet while listening to the Dave Matthew's Band makes me ill.

 

[UberBeaver]

Fuck you, Beav! You really are a douchebag. The thought of you making movies of you on The Internet while listening to the Dave Matthew's Band makes me ill.

The internet digs Dave Matthews? Well, I'm more partial to, say, Al Green or maybe some Depeche Mode, but if DMB works, who am I to argu?. RITE? Thanks for the info. I'll PM you all the dirty details and link to vid.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I just got a mental image of beav listening to DMB and....

OH GOD, IT BURNS!!!