Happy Birthday, GirlsAloudFan!

[Dalton]

I'd like to put a cigarette out on your eyelid.

 

[DaveC]

GET FUCKED UP

 

[No spoken words]

GET FUCKED UP

Shouldn't his birthday be special, though....somehow different from his daily existence?

 

[sue4u2]

Happy Birthday, GAF.

 

[lazarus]

I missed this yesterday, but it will probably be several days before GAF comes out of his drunken stupor long enough to read this.

I hope this morning you woke up next to something human, female, and over the age of consent.

...and many more.

 

[Dalton]

I hope this morning you woke up next to something human, female, and over the age of consent.

...and many more.

Shit, I'd be happy if he managed to accomplish one of the three.

 

[DaveC]

Shouldn't his birthday be special, though....somehow different from his daily existence?

You're right. GAF...

GET FUCKED

 

[No spoken words]

You're right. GAF...

GET FUCKED

Well played.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

We need birthday stories GAF!!!! How was it??

 

[coolian2]

Shit, I'd be happy if he managed to accomplish one of the three.

I hope he just wakes up.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

^ me too.. we don't want a comatose GAF...

 

[joyfulgirl]

Happy Birthday!

 

[phanan]

GAF had a birthday this weekend?

Is he still alive?

 

[RedRocksU2]

Happy Birthday GAF!

 

[Lancemc]

I could care less.

 

[BoMac]

Is he still alive?

He hasn't posted since yesterday, so we're not sure yet.

I could care less.

Ahem. I think what you mean here is that you "couldn't care less," which means that you don't care at all. By writing that you "could care less" what you are saying in actual fact is that you do care, which, given that the subject is GAF, I know you don't actually mean.

 

[zonelistener]

I think he is getting "smarter" as he gets older. I heard he has found a way to target "young woman"....legally?

here he is teaching a young sox fan a version of beer pong:

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Happy Birthday GAF!!

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Thankyou everybody! I love you guys.

I had a crazy weekend. My birthday was actually the rainiest day in recorded Chicago history! 6.63 inches of rain, breaking the August 14th, 1871 record of 6.49 inches. I'd like to think that I had something to do with that.

I had tickets to the White Sox doubleheader on Saturday but that obviously got rained out. So I got to go to the now-legendary makeup doubleheader yesterday. We won both games and I became the first human ever to die from an overdose of weed and Miller Lite. My ghost is typing this right now.

 

[Dalton]

So, the rain fall's got you in length? Did you at least beat it in girth?

 

[bono_212]

Good to know you're not dead, I was starting to become concerned

 

[corianderstem]

We won both games and I became the first human ever to die from an overdose of weed and Miller Lite. My ghost is typing this right now.

Miller Lite! Oh, honey. You deserved a better way to go out.

 

[No spoken words]

So, the rain fall's got you in length? Did you at least beat it in girth?

This is a penis joke, GAF.

 

[Dalton]

This is a penis joke, GAF.

Are you the messiah? Are you the one we've been waiting for? Answer the question!

 

[lazarus]

So, the rain fall's got you in length? Did you at least beat it in girth?

This is a penis joke, GAF.

Hard Rain's A Gonna Fall?

 

[No spoken words]

Are you the messiah? Are you the one we've been waiting for? Answer the question!

Would the messiah tell someone as pious as you to fuck yourself?

 

[Dalton]

Would the messiah tell someone as pious as you to fuck yourself?

I'm adding this to the list of things I don't know...

 

[No spoken words]

I'm adding this to the list of things I don't know...

Well, give it some thought.

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[Dalton]

ass.

 

[u2popmofo]

I was out of town and missed the festivities, GAF. Happy late birthday. Hope you had a constructive one, you perverted SOB.

YouTube - The Hold Steady - Constructive Summer