Happy Birthday Corianderstem!

[LMP]

Happy birthday, Cori!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn1FqAyKmCY

 

[Babydoll]

Happy Birthday Cori!!

 

[No spoken words]

1.) Cori's birthday thread is not the place for this. She's too nice.

2.) You were like 4. Are you calling my mom a pedofile? That's sick. Possibly true - but still, sick. And uncalled for. It was deemed a mistrial. You know that. Knock it off.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CORI! SORRY!!!

It was a.......hung......jury!!!

BAM!

 

[UberBeaver]

It was a.......hung......jury!!!

BAM!

All twelve of them?



HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CORI!!! SORRY!

 

[LMP]

It was a.......hung......jury!!!

BAM!

MOCK TWIAL WIF J. REINHOL'... MOCK TWIAL WIF J. REINHOL'...

MOCK TWIAL!

That could've been even more racist than Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's, damn.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

MY NAME IS JUDGE!

 

[phanan]

Happy Birthday!

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

^now fellas quit sidetrackin cori's bday thread.

 

[Lila64]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

For you!

 

[sue4u2]

Loved that video.
Happy Birthday, Cori.

 

[Screwtape2]

Happy Birthday Cori!

 

[phanan]

I keep forgetting it's Alicia when we all call her Cori.

 

[shari schultz]

Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[redhotswami]

Happy Birthday Alicia!!

 

[UberBeaver]

Does cori even know this thread is here? Does Cori even care?

 

[angelordevil]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[corianderstem]

Cori does care! Cori was just super busy at work today and was barely able to sneak online to see what was going on.

Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes! I accept your lovely gifts of Christian Bale, cake, Arnold Schwarzenegger, REM videos, pictures of NSW and even the never-ending homoerotic bickering of the usual suspects. (... and everything else I forgot to mention!)

Thank you thank you thank you!

 

[Dalton]

I posted Eor.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*~Happy Birthday~*

 

[UberBeaver]

*~Happy Birthday~*

^ She doesn't mean it.

 

[VintagePunk]

^ She doesn't mean it.

Sure she does. Look at it carefully:

*~Happy Birthday~*

You'll notice her greeting has the asterisk-tilde combo of sincerity surrounding it. Therefore, true.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Don't reveal my codes to outsiders.

 

[corianderstem]

I posted Eor.

And I thank you for it.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Isn't my hi5 worth thanking?

 

[corianderstem]

It is! I'm oh so sorry.

Thank you for the hi-5-alicious birthday wishes, Bri!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

That's much better.*nod of satisfaction*

I forgive you your trespasses.
I'm cool like that.


Now onto more serious matters, do you have cake?

 

[lazarus]

Looks like Cori wasn't so forthcoming about the REAL reason she was busy today:

The Sex Files?

I don't think anyone's going to be able to top his birthday gift.

 

[corianderstem]

Are you suggesting that I was busy today having sex with David Duchovny? But that story says he's in sex rehab. So either I was the cab driver he boffed on the way there, or I was somehow working at the sex rehab and was suckered in to his pants.

Either assumption would be incorrect.

I was, however, boffing Christian Bale. But then he screamed at me and pushed me out of his hotel room. I will wait two days and then report him to the police out of spite.

 

[lazarus]

Corifornication?

 

[corianderstem]

Sure, why not.

I remember after Duchovny and Tea Leoni got married, there were several magazine articles where one or the other would go on and on about all the sex they were having; she even said she'd gotten some minor medical condition that was basically caused from all the sex.

Thanks for sharing, guys.