GPS voices -- Who would you want on your's?

[No spoken words]

Orson Welles maybe.

 

[LMP]

Drunk Welles for me.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh, the turn... is coming up. Known for its well-paved excellence."

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

Jack Sparrow

 

[bono_212]

James Earl Jones is more of a duh than Freeman.


ETA: Oh my God, I just heard the Darth Vader TomTom samples. Kind of really want that now.

 

[LemonMelon]

My selection is Bono, for his voice is very familiar and soothing. Unfortunately, the GPS would only work once every four years.

I originally chose David Bowie, but realized it would never work at all.

 

[Purplereign]

how about the smooth, sultry tones of Justin Beiber, anyone?

. . . I love this

Jack Sparrow

damn missy you always come up with the cool stuff . . . niiiiiiiiiiice

My selection is Bono, for his voice is very familiar and soothing. Unfortunately, the GPS would only work once every four years.

I originally chose David Bowie, but realized it would never work at all.

excellent


thanks for putting a giggle in my day

 

[lazarus]

My selection is Boner, for his voice is very familiar and soothing. Unfortunately, the GPS would only work once every four years.

Not to mention if you tried to back up: "This tank has no reverse gear!"

Spoiler

except when it does.

 

[No spoken words]

I'm not gonna bother with a "heavy as a truck" joke.

 

[LemonMelon]

Turn up the lane, captain. It's a musical journey.

A Bono GPS would be unique in that it's the only one to ever ask you to get out your cell phone while driving.

 

[lazarus]

I'd say asking someone to wear driving gloves printed with the images of Aung San Suu Kyi's hands is a bit much.

 

[lazarus]

Turn up the lane, captain.

Drive Slow, Drive Slow! You're in a road construction zone!


:swervigo:

 

[nielsgov]

Paul the Octopus. He would always know your destination.

 

[Total U2 Nut]

Brian Blessed. For endlessly stressful drives

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

Ozzy Osbourne, Keith Richards, or Charlie Brown's teacher.

 

[lauramullen]

George Clooney

 

[lazarus]

Brian Blessed. For endlessly stressful drives

Yousa goin' da wrong way!

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

Shatner.

LEFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!

 

[gvox]

 

[indra]

No one wants Mel Gibson in full rant mode? I'm disappointed in you Interferencers.

 

[LemonMelon]

Christian Bale in full rant mode would make for an unforgiving GPS.

Am I going to drive around and not follow your fucking directions, in the middle of a trip? Then w-what are you driving right through? IT WAS RED. What is with you? What don't you understand? Give me an answer! What don't you get? You were looking for street signs? Oh, GOOOOOD...for you. I hope it was a damn good street sign, because it's useless now. For fuck's sake, you're amateur. Hey, officer, what do you have to say to this fool? It's the second time that he doesn't give a fuck about what is going on in front of me. I'm trying to give fucking directions here! Don't you understand that my directions are worthless if you're running fucking red lights? Colorblind fuck. Alright, let's try this again. ...You want to take a minute? We don't have a fucking minute, we need to GO. I'm going to kick your ass if you don't shut up for a second. Ugh...DO YOU WANT ME TO CRASH THIS CAR? Because you're too fucking amateur to follow my directions anyway. I'm a nice guy, you're a nice guy, but that doesn't cut it when you're fucking around like this on the open road.

 

[JanuaryStar]

Roland Orzabal

 

[Drowningman]

Stewie Griffin from Family Guy

Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.



Meg : I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

As sober Patsy or drunk Patsy???

 

[BluRmGrl]

^
win!!!!

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

Bob Dylan

or

Don Rickles "Wrong way you hockey puck"!

 

[lazarus]

Christian Bale in full rant mode would make for an unforgiving GPS.

Am I going to drive around and not follow your fucking directions, in the middle of a trip? Then w-what are you driving right through? IT WAS RED. What is with you? What don't you understand? Give me an answer! What don't you get? You were looking for street signs? Oh, GOOOOOD...for you. I hope it was a damn good street sign, because it's useless now. For fuck's sake, you're amateur. Hey, officer, what do you have to say to this fool? It's the second time that he doesn't give a fuck about what is going on in front of me. I'm trying to give fucking directions here! Don't you understand that my directions are worthless if you're running fucking red lights? Colorblind fuck. Alright, let's try this again. ...You want to take a minute? We don't have a fucking minute, we need to GO. I'm going to kick your ass if you don't shut up for a second. Ugh...DO YOU WANT ME TO CRASH THIS CAR? Because you're too fucking amateur to follow my directions anyway. I'm a nice guy, you're a nice guy, but that doesn't cut it when you're fucking around like this on the open road.

Well done.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

I want Gordon Ramsay, that way he can call me a donkey for not paying attention to his directions.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

I'd also consider Bono, but he'd probably just forget the directions half-way through the trip

Still sticking with Jack Sparrow

 

[lauramullen]

Or tell you to go the wrong way down a one way street

 

[No spoken words]

Jack Bauer could be interesting.