No spoken words
Blue Crack Supplier
Orson Welles maybe.
how about the smooth, sultry tones of Justin Beiber, anyone?
Jack Sparrow
My selection is Bono, for his voice is very familiar and soothing. Unfortunately, the GPS would only work once every four years.
I originally chose David Bowie, but realized it would never work at all.
My selection is Boner, for his voice is very familiar and soothing. Unfortunately, the GPS would only work once every four years.
Turn up the lane, captain.
Brian Blessed. For endlessly stressful drives
Christian Bale in full rant mode would make for an unforgiving GPS.
Am I going to drive around and not follow your fucking directions, in the middle of a trip? Then w-what are you driving right through? IT WAS RED. What is with you? What don't you understand? Give me an answer! What don't you get? You were looking for street signs? Oh, GOOOOOD...for you. I hope it was a damn good street sign, because it's useless now. For fuck's sake, you're amateur. Hey, officer, what do you have to say to this fool? It's the second time that he doesn't give a fuck about what is going on in front of me. I'm trying to give fucking directions here! Don't you understand that my directions are worthless if you're running fucking red lights? Colorblind fuck. Alright, let's try this again. ...You want to take a minute? We don't have a fucking minute, we need to GO. I'm going to kick your ass if you don't shut up for a second. Ugh...DO YOU WANT ME TO CRASH THIS CAR? Because you're too fucking amateur to follow my directions anyway. I'm a nice guy, you're a nice guy, but that doesn't cut it when you're fucking around like this on the open road.