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Old 10-11-2008, 01:36 AM   #1
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Post here what has been a funny situation that has happen to you.

Some weeks ago, My friends and I decided to make a trip to the local waterpark. Later on that day, we were on line to be on this surf ride that consist on you laying flat on your belly and a wave will hit you and you have to ride like it was a surfboard, long story short, this guy was next on line, he ran, jump on the board and begin ridin' the wave, then for about three minutes later, the wave would hit hard that it would start to push his shorts down and it kept coming down, and down, and down to a point were his shorts were completely off down to his feet and there you have him ridin the wave completely NAKED, he was not wearing any underwear nor had a shirt on so you can imagine....you could imagine the reaction of the crowd, anyways he was on it for the longest time for about 5 minutes naked and he seem like he had no problem with that. the finally got of the ride, pick his trunks up and walked off waveing.

there is this other story, were I watched thi food commercial. a commercial was going on about a dish that looked good at sight, and i was starting to like it and crave it, and it looked good but later on i see this cat walking to this dish I totally wanted to eat, it was cat food to my surprise..so it fooled me.
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Old 10-11-2008, 07:37 AM   #2
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^ That guys story it similar to mine.

I've already posted this in the confessions thread but might as well add it here.

I've recently just come back from holiday in Menorca. My first day i was really excited running into the sea. My bikini top came loose and I ended up flashing the whole beach. That was pretty embarassing. Later that day a 3 year old who was travelling in our group fell in the sea and swallowed some water. I picked him up to take him back to his mum and he pulled down my bikini top. Kids. There were also several incidents on our last day when the waves were really big in the ocean and me and my boyfriend were body surfing them. Almost lost my top and bottoms this time. By then i was used to it though, not embarrassed any more.

So yeah, i flashed alot on holiday.
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Old 10-11-2008, 03:11 PM   #3
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back in Italy i wanted to climb up to the town of Cortona which is positioned on top of a very tall hill. When i got to the train station I realized that the train station was at the very bottom, and there was a 4 or 5 kilometer road heading up to the town. So I gathered all my courage and started hiking it. After a extremely exhausting 3 hour climb in the heat with no water bottle, i finally made it up to the town. When I got there the first thing I saw was the shuttle bus going back down to the train station to pick up the rest of the passengers.
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Old 10-12-2008, 03:37 PM   #4
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Old 10-12-2008, 03:49 PM   #5
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So yeah, i flashed alot on holiday.


I think some photographic evidence is needed in order for me to believe this.

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Old 10-12-2008, 05:07 PM   #6
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I think some photographic evidence is needed in order for me to believe this.

My boyfriend missed the first 2 incidents as he was at the beach bar, not on the beach. When i told him what had happened the first thing he said was "Is there a video?"



There's no evidence.
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Old 10-12-2008, 05:12 PM   #7
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LOL @ Bonoishot!!!!! You go Girl!
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Old 10-13-2008, 12:28 PM   #9
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not very funny story, very short, but true.

years ago, years like mid 90s they used to sell like those body-popper type outifts.

girls here might know what I mean, like a leotard that pops at the bottom.

was wearing one under a shirt ( I think) and so had walked near half a mile to the shop and walked out and could see two wee bucks sort of pointing and laughing, and I just decided to scratch my behind and lo and behold could feel the back end of this leotard type thing sticking out on display. no wonder they laughed. cannot believe I walked near half a mile like this!
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I thought i should bring back this thread to hear some of your funny stories, i'm sure you have some to share!
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well i was on a train the other day and i sat down, and there was a feral woman sitting near me. next station a feral man gets on and he says, "where do i know you from?" she says, "ohh yeeeahh the caravan park mayyyte. i stole your TV remember?" "ohhh yeaahhhh how ya goin?" "yeah sorry bout that had to do it." "ohh no worries i understand. how's Jim anyways?" "ohh dunno, i'm fucking some other bloke now..."

i'd have loved to have stayed and listened but i had to get off at the next stop.
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well i was on a train the other day and i sat down, and there was a feral woman sitting near me. next station a feral man gets on and he says, "where do i know you from?" she says, "ohh yeeeahh the caravan park mayyyte. i stole your TV remember?" "ohhh yeaahhhh how ya goin?" "yeah sorry bout that had to do it." "ohh no worries i understand. how's Jim anyways?" "ohh dunno, i'm fucking some other bloke now..."

i'd have loved to have stayed and listened but i had to get off at the next stop.


Hilarious.
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I went to my cousin's engagement party last weekend. He's a nurse, now working in Alice Springs, so he has the ability to tell the most horrifying stories with a good laugh. So this is an anecdote I got from him.

One day recently a bloke came in the emergency ward with a terrible injury, claiming he had been bitten. Four cuts ran deep on either side of his hand. Most of his fingers were missing skin. One of them was so bare that the bone was clearly visible. Skin in between his fingers had been completely ripped off, cutting deep in between, blood gushing out from all wounds. Details aside, it was a ferocious bite.

And so, what exactly bit him?

... his wife. Feel good story of the year!
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My dad was attacked by a goose on his way from the office to his car last week. A big, ornery goose that was trying to protect a nearby nest apparently. The thing just would not leave him alone - repeated diving runs at him, I think it even nipped him a few times. Now, of course your first instinct is to laugh when you hear that a goose "attacked" someone. My dad has a bum leg that he can't walk on anymore, so he uses crutches full time. Sure enough, he ended up falling as a result of the, uh, vicious attack. Luckily he didn't break anything (he's broken his leg 7 times...), but did bang up his elbow and just today regained enough motion to be able to blow his nose on his own. I like that that's the measure he used for regaining motion. Day 1: I cannot blow my own nose. Day 3: Still can't blow my nose yet... Day 4: I have regained the ability to blow my nose!

My dad also loves bad and/or corny jokes or puns (us kids lovingly call them "popcorn"), so I got my dad with a good one when I called him after hearing the news:

"So, your animal magnetism got the best of you, eh?"

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