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Old 06-25-2009, 04:57 PM   #16
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I used to think the song 'Dude Looks Like A Lady' by Aerosmith was 'Do It Like A Lady'. My mom still makes fun of me.....
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Old 06-25-2009, 08:07 PM   #17
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I always anticipate what people are gonna say to me, like I walked into a store and I thought the guy was gonna say how are you, but he said whats up, I replied "good". I also say "you too" to everything, like if a server says enjoy your food, I say " you too" and I feel stupid, like I wanna correct it by saying somethiing like " in case you get a lunch break or something" Im a dork. I also said it to a cab driver dropping me off by the train tracks , " enjoy your trip" he says, I say " you too" lol I wasnt even taking a train, I was going to my hangout at the bar.lol
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Old 06-25-2009, 08:08 PM   #18
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Once upon a time long, long ago, during my wedding vows when the part came when I had to repeat after the minister the line "In plenty and in want" I was so nervous I said "In plenty and in....WHAT?" and there was lots of snickering and laughter. We joked about that for years. Haha the marriage ended in divorce, maybe because I flubbed the line!


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Old 06-25-2009, 08:16 PM   #19
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haha another one, when I was a junior in high school I was on the phone with my then girlfriend, and I accidentlly called her by my ex's name twice in the same conversation, needless to say I had a lot of butt kissing to do.
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Old 06-25-2009, 10:53 PM   #20
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I guess that's better than blurting out the wrong name during sex!
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Old 06-25-2009, 11:38 PM   #21
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Yesterday my step-sister and I were talking about the 4th of July, and I said "I can't even think of what day it is" and she goes "I think it's the 12th."
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Old 06-26-2009, 12:35 AM   #22
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A few months back, one of my friends got side swiped and was going to have to get the right side of her car repainted. She wasn't able to get it into the shop right away after the insurance claim went through, so they told her she could still drive it for a few days until she could take it in. She came and picked me up (since my car was in the shop too) and on the way back to her house we were talking about her taking the car in the next day. She pulled into her drive way, and I looked out at the curb in front of her house (where she usually parks) and go, "Where's your car?!" She looks at me like I'm a complete idiot, and goes "Um, we're sitting in it." Yeah, I felt like a dumbass.
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I used to think the song 'Dude Looks Like A Lady' by Aerosmith was 'Do It Like A Lady'. My mom still makes fun of me.....
I used to say exactly the same thing to my Mum when i had heard the song on Mrs Doubtfire.


I was in Subway a few years back on my lunch break and instead of asking for a 6 inch Sub i asked for a 6 foot Sub. I started laughing my ass off but the person who served me didn't seem to have a sense of humour about it. The rest of the customers found it amusing though.
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At a previous job, I was leaving a voicemail for my boss, and I accidentally said, "I love you," at the end of the message. I panicked and quickly added, "Wait! No I don't!" Yeah...like tacking that on the end was going to make things better.
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Did he say anything about it afterwards?
That sucks!
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I love this thread!
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Old 06-28-2009, 02:06 AM   #27
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I have a funny one to add. Today was my dad's birthday and I was asking him what the day was (as in the 1st or so) and he says "It's the 27th, remember it's my birthday" "I was like oh that's right duh!" Haha. I felt really embarrassed and dumb asking the question!
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Something I have never lived down, is the time when in school I was learning about the convicts coming to australia on ships. I asked my grandparents why they were sent to australia, I assumed they were convicts because they arrived in australia on a boat.
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Did he say anything about it afterwards?
That sucks!
The next day at work, he came by to tell me something and then said, "By the way...I got your message." He looked at me funny, gave a smirk and a little laugh, shook his head a bit, and walked away.
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The next day at work, he came by to tell me something and then said, "By the way...I got your message." He looked at me funny, gave a smirk and a little laugh, shook his head a bit, and walked away.
OMG - I don't know if that's the funniest or most mortifying 'mis-speak' I've ever heard of. I kind of feel bad laughing about it, but it's only because I could totally see myself scrambling just as hard to recover from blurting something like that out to my boss or a coworker!
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