Frank the Monkey told me to do you

[Kieran McConville]

slowly.

And what choice have I? None at all, is the answer, friends.

So I will do you, slowly. As ordered.

I will do you right and good, guys, but slowly. And over the long centuries it may take to complete, Frank the Monkey will howl with bilious glee and lightning will stab the barren plain and the unceasing crush of gravity will pulverise us all.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Guys, in the aeon it may take Frank the Monkey to finish with doing you slowly, you may come to understand first-hand the implications of the phrase 'vestigial limb'.

 

[mad1]

I cant wait to take Frank the Monkey and just de-inside him and stuff him with your stinky pants and hang his ugly little hairy behind on the wall upside-down and throw darts at him until his head is completely split open and leaking lemon juice that you drink from time to time with a trace of yug in it.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I will do you, slowly.

in the aeon it may take Frank the Monkey to finish with doing you slowly

I'm confused. Who's doing the doing? Is it you or is it Frank the Monkey? I'd just like to know exactly what I'm getting into here. Better safe than sorry and all that.

 

[mad1]

I think Keiran intends to do us, as in properly s******** us, then Frank will kill us while Keiran is doing us.



thats sucks, that aint proper, why not just use a powerdrill, cause alan does.

 

[Kieran McConville]

One and the same. Interchangable, guys.

 

[mad1]

OMG Keiran's hand is Frank.

 

[Zoomerang96]

that's not all, gang.

kieran's also hosting a party with finger food. LITERALLY. if you see something twitching and bloody on a plate being served round the room, better count your fingers - chances are you might be missing some.

 

[Zoots]

OMG! Frank is Kieran's Mr. Hyde!!1

 

[mad1]

what Frank the Monkey looks like:

 

[david]

Frank the Bunny told me to kill Frank the Monkey.