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Old 03-13-2013, 11:05 PM   #826
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There's a Facebook page called "Drawing Dicks on the Herald Sun", which is our most popular metropolitan daily here in Melbourne. It's massively popular, features both simple dicks and scarily-detailed dicks drawn in creative places, and it's fucking hilarious.

Now it's made it to Funny or Die - The 15 best examples of drawing dicks on the Herald Sun from Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)

I'd suggest liking it.
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Old 03-13-2013, 11:17 PM   #827
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I've been singing it that way for years.
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Well that was everything I was hoping for and more.
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There's a Facebook page called "Drawing Dicks on the Herald Sun", which is our most popular metropolitan daily here in Melbourne. It's massively popular, features both simple dicks and scarily-detailed dicks drawn in creative places, and it's fucking hilarious.

Now it's made it to Funny or Die - The 15 best examples of drawing dicks on the Herald Sun from Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)

I'd suggest liking it.

I wonder if "Goggles" still works.


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Old 03-13-2013, 11:54 PM   #830
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Remember in "Goggles" when somebody kept going in and defacing the work you guys did by covering it all up with scribbles and shit?
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Old 03-14-2013, 12:13 AM   #831
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How about you pricks comment on my link?
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:12 PM   #832
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This is old as shit, but it still makes me laugh
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Old 03-15-2013, 10:58 PM   #833
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That's one of my favorites.


I've watched far too many home shopping bloopers
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Old 03-17-2013, 06:40 PM   #835
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I found this on FB.

You might think this belongs in FYM, but keep reading...

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SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
... You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...
I like the French, the Italian and British one.
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Haha. I've seen a simplified variation of that before.
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The Australian one is spot on. But it's sheep that Kiwis are attracted to, not cows.
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How come the Aussie one doesn't feature a donko?
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I somehow stumbled into this earlier today, watching an old bad quality SNL clip.

I am sure this will crack nobody else up, but because Sam Rockwell is one of those actors whose comedic roles make me laugh more than they should, this killed me.

Sam Rockwell Kickin' It - YouTube

I don't know, sorry.
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Speaking of SNL, I caught Night at the Roxbury on TV last night. Not sure why that seems to be a cult favourite. It sucked balls.
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