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Old 02-02-2010, 10:10 AM   #31
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that's not even engrish! it's german, and hand in german is...hand. not yelling at you or anything for posting it as it is funny, just saying whoever submitted it must not have known that.

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wow...i don't know what's worse, the random green day songs included on the cd, turning a u2 song into a racist anthem, or umm...yeah, i dunno. that's hilarious.
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Old 02-02-2010, 08:37 PM   #32
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Where is the dog-sh*t from ?
According to “Waste Cleaning Act”, dog-owners with get NT $1,200 to $6,000 fine if they let their dogs sh*t anywhere.
Remember to bring tools to clean dog-sh*ts while walking dogs
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Old 02-03-2010, 12:56 AM   #33
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The laughter continues:




This stuff is NEVER boring.
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Actually...I'm pretty sure that's what that one actually says. Regardless, the sign's hilarious.
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Old 02-03-2010, 01:22 AM   #35
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Not sure why I never posted these, but here's a few from when I was in Japan:




This one just amuses the hell out of me for some reason. It was in a park that was pretty much in the middle of downtown Tokyo:



And finally, no Engrish here, just all wtf:




Also for your viewing pleasure, A bum!

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Old 02-03-2010, 03:58 AM   #36
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no elephants! i don't want to be in a place where they don't allow elephants.
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no elephants! i don't want to be in a place where they don't allow elephants.
NONE! They are FORBIDDEN!
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You can pretty much tell the asian style of prohibition.

"If you bring no dog. Then you have no poop. Why can't you understand?"
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:46 PM   #40
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NONE! They are FORBIDDEN!
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I hope the angry guy will be okay.
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And finally, no Engrish here, just all wtf:

It's a pun--one of the verbs in the no-cigarette-littering message below can also mean "elephant" when used as a noun.
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I wonder how many Chinese websites there are dedicated to collecting the hilariously stupid things non-Chinese say when attempting a few words of Chinese because we can't get the tones right, and wind up saying "pubic hair" instead of "problem" (an example I heard today) or whatever.
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I wonder how many Chinese websites there are dedicated to collecting the hilariously stupid things non-Chinese say when attempting a few words of Chinese because we can't get the tones right, and wind up saying "pubic hair" instead of "problem" (an example I heard today) or whatever.
I'm sure they are there but most of us can't read it.
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I would still laugh anyways.
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