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**KhanadaRhodes** · 02-02-2010, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by purpleoscar

that's not even engrish! it's german, and hand in german is...hand. not yelling at you or anything for posting it as it is funny, just saying whoever submitted it must not have known that.

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Originally Posted by purpleoscar

wow...i don't know what's worse, the random green day songs included on the cd, turning a u2 song into a racist anthem, or umm...yeah, i dunno. that's hilarious.

purpleoscar · 02-02-2010, 07:37 PM

The laughter continues:

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Where is the dog-sh*t from ?
According to “Waste Cleaning Act”, dog-owners with get NT $1,200 to $6,000 fine if they let their dogs sh*t anywhere.
Remember to bring tools to clean dog-sh*ts while walking dogs

Vlad n U 2 · 02-02-2010, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by purpleoscar

The laughter continues:

This stuff is NEVER boring.

bono_212 · 02-03-2010, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by purpleoscar

Actually...I'm pretty sure that's what that one actually says. Regardless, the sign's hilarious.

bono_212 · 02-03-2010, 12:22 AM

Not sure why I never posted these, but here's a few from when I was in Japan:

This one just amuses the hell out of me for some reason. It was in a park that was pretty much in the middle of downtown Tokyo:

And finally, no Engrish here, just all wtf:

Also for your viewing pleasure, A bum!

**KhanadaRhodes** · 02-03-2010, 02:58 AM

no elephants! i don't want to be in a place where they don't allow elephants.

bono_212 · 02-03-2010, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by KhanadaRhodes

no elephants! i don't want to be in a place where they don't allow elephants.

NONE! They are FORBIDDEN!

purpleoscar · 02-03-2010, 08:53 AM

You can pretty much tell the asian style of prohibition.

"If you bring no dog. Then you have no poop. Why can't you understand?"

purpleoscar · 02-03-2010, 09:06 AM

More U2

**KhanadaRhodes** · 02-03-2010, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bono_212

NONE! They are FORBIDDEN!

Vlad n U 2 · 02-04-2010, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by purpleoscar

I hope the angry guy will be okay.

**yolland** · 02-04-2010, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by bono_212

And finally, no Engrish here, just all wtf:

It's a pun--one of the verbs in the no-cigarette-littering message below can also mean "elephant" when used as a noun.

**yolland** · 02-04-2010, 12:39 AM

I wonder how many Chinese websites there are dedicated to collecting the hilariously stupid things non-Chinese say when attempting a few words of Chinese because we can't get the tones right, and wind up saying "pubic hair" instead of "problem" (an example I heard today) or whatever.

purpleoscar · 02-04-2010, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by yolland

I wonder how many Chinese websites there are dedicated to collecting the hilariously stupid things non-Chinese say when attempting a few words of Chinese because we can't get the tones right, and wind up saying "pubic hair" instead of "problem" (an example I heard today) or whatever.

I'm sure they are there but most of us can't read it.

Vlad n U 2 · 02-04-2010, 11:30 PM

I would still laugh anyways.

02-03-2010, 12:22 AM	#35
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 81,245 Local Time: 03:42 PM	Not sure why I never posted these, but here's a few from when I was in Japan: This one just amuses the hell out of me for some reason. It was in a park that was pretty much in the middle of downtown Tokyo: And finally, no Engrish here, just all wtf: Also for your viewing pleasure, A bum! __________________

02-03-2010, 02:58 AM	#36
KhanadaRhodes Paper Gods Forum Administrator Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: a vampire in the limousine Posts: 60,613 Local Time: 04:42 PM	no elephants! i don't want to be in a place where they don't allow elephants. __________________

02-03-2010, 08:53 AM	#38
purpleoscar Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In right wing paranoia Posts: 7,601 Local Time: 04:42 PM	You can pretty much tell the asian style of prohibition. "If you bring no dog. Then you have no poop. Why can't you understand?" __________________

02-03-2010, 09:06 AM	#39
purpleoscar Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In right wing paranoia Posts: 7,601 Local Time: 04:42 PM	More U2 __________________

02-04-2010, 12:39 AM	#43
yolland Forum Moderator Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 7,471 Local Time: 11:42 PM	I wonder how many Chinese websites there are dedicated to collecting the hilariously stupid things non-Chinese say when attempting a few words of Chinese because we can't get the tones right, and wind up saying "pubic hair" instead of "problem" (an example I heard today) or whatever. __________________ yolland [at] interference.com μελετώ αποτυγχάνειν. -- Διογένης της Σινώπης

02-04-2010, 11:30 PM	#45
Vlad n U 2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 28,078 Local Time: 09:12 AM	I would still laugh anyways. __________________ __________________

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