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[KhanadaRhodes]

that's not even engrish! it's german, and hand in german is...hand. not yelling at you or anything for posting it as it is funny, just saying whoever submitted it must not have known that.

wow...i don't know what's worse, the random green day songs included on the cd, turning a u2 song into a racist anthem, or umm...yeah, i dunno. that's hilarious.

 

[purpleoscar]

The laughter continues:

Where is the dog-sh*t from ?
According to “Waste Cleaning Act”, dog-owners with get NT $1,200 to $6,000 fine if they let their dogs sh*t anywhere.
Remember to bring tools to clean dog-sh*ts while walking dogs

 

[Vlad n U 2]

The laughter continues:

This stuff is NEVER boring.

 

[bono_212]

Actually...I'm pretty sure that's what that one actually says. Regardless, the sign's hilarious.

 

[bono_212]

Not sure why I never posted these, but here's a few from when I was in Japan:

This one just amuses the hell out of me for some reason. It was in a park that was pretty much in the middle of downtown Tokyo:

And finally, no Engrish here, just all wtf:

Also for your viewing pleasure, A bum!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

no elephants! i don't want to be in a place where they don't allow elephants.

 

[bono_212]

no elephants! i don't want to be in a place where they don't allow elephants.

NONE! They are FORBIDDEN!

 

[purpleoscar]

You can pretty much tell the asian style of prohibition.

"If you bring no dog. Then you have no poop. Why can't you understand?"

 

[purpleoscar]

More U2

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

NONE! They are FORBIDDEN!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I hope the angry guy will be okay.

 

[yolland]

And finally, no Engrish here, just all wtf:

It's a pun--one of the verbs in the no-cigarette-littering message below can also mean "elephant" when used as a noun.

 

[yolland]

I wonder how many Chinese websites there are dedicated to collecting the hilariously stupid things non-Chinese say when attempting a few words of Chinese because we can't get the tones right, and wind up saying "pubic hair" instead of "problem" (an example I heard today) or whatever.

 

[purpleoscar]

I wonder how many Chinese websites there are dedicated to collecting the hilariously stupid things non-Chinese say when attempting a few words of Chinese because we can't get the tones right, and wind up saying "pubic hair" instead of "problem" (an example I heard today) or whatever.

I'm sure they are there but most of us can't read it.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I would still laugh anyways.

 

[BVS]

Are the Japanese tired of the Republicans as well?

 

[Purplereign]

lovin' this thread

 

[liz9640]

My sister is going to Japan for a year for school, I am hoping she takes pictures of signs like these for me
She probably won't though, poor girl lacks humor.

 

[Bonoa]

This is why I love Egypt!

YouTube - 3eid Mubarak - Welcome 2 Egypt

 

[nielsgov]

These are great.

 

[purpleoscar]

Are the Japanese tired of the Republicans as well?

I think some are tired of Democrats too :

 

[nielsgov]

Poison bakery

 

[purpleoscar]

This makes me hungry.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

"The white men wanted a stud to breed slaves"



It can't get better than that, folks!

 

[purpleoscar]

This is for those on the board that worship Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio:

 

[Purplereign]

This is for those on the board that worship Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio:

 

[purpleoscar]

Gee not what I expected.

 

[theedgeu2]

This DVD is drunk, no doubt about it.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Gee not what I expected.

Pauline Hanson should live there!

 

[Purplereign]

^ nice one Vlad . . . I'm sure she would get her just desserts