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Old 10-27-2010, 11:48 AM   #136
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That must hurt!


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Business must not be good


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Old 10-27-2010, 11:50 AM   #137
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I'm often passive aggressive when someone parks on my privates, too.



BAD PARK YOU. Indeed.

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Old 10-27-2010, 02:07 PM   #139
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Old 10-27-2010, 06:20 PM   #140
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Old 11-02-2010, 04:39 PM   #141
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I remember seeing a sign in a park that said:
NO skating
NO skateboarding
NO snakeboarding
NO bicycles
NO fouling
NO littering
NO loitering
KEEP dogs on leash
KEEP off the grass
KEEP to the left

The impression I got from that sign was that it wasn't a place where you can sit and relax.
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Old 11-02-2010, 04:59 PM   #142
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I remember seeing a sign in a park that said:
NO skating
NO skateboarding
NO snakeboarding
NO bicycles
NO fouling
NO littering
NO loitering
KEEP dogs on leash
KEEP off the grass
KEEP to the left

The impression I got from that sign was that it wasn't a place where you can sit and relax.


Okay....but what does that sign have to do with the ones posted in this thread that have varying forms of bad English spelling and funny innuendo?
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:58 PM   #143
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Old 11-06-2010, 02:16 PM   #144
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Okay....but what does that sign have to do with the ones posted in this thread that have varying forms of bad English spelling and funny innuendo?
Under the right circumstances, "keep to the left" and "no fouling" could be construed as humorous. Those aren't the current circumstances, of course.
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Old 11-09-2010, 01:52 PM   #145
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Okay....but what does that sign have to do with the ones posted in this thread that have varying forms of bad English spelling and funny innuendo?

I do recall seeing a funny sign but I can't remember exactly what it said
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Old 11-12-2010, 10:48 AM   #147
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:27 PM   #148
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More bizarre food items







I'm confused.
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Long Island managers must like this tea:



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