Em, I eat loads of choccie..

[Alan Jamison]

We eat loads of it over here on the island. Loads.

CBBC Newsround | UK | We scoff 154 choccie bars a year

And you? Wots you favourite bar?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Alan, did you get Rick Roll'd?

 

[Alan Jamison]

Many times, chap, many times. Mostly by Zoomerang96 and u2popmuthafucka.

 

[europop2005]

Hershey Cookies and Cream

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[Pearl]

I eat too much chocolate

But I can't resist dark chocolate, and Milky Ways

 

[MsPurrl]

Snickers!

 

[mysticchild]

I just went through a faze of eating brownies for 2 1/2 months and gained 10 pounds..

 

[ericwr114]

I like chocolates, but I am afraid of getting fat.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I'm afraid of getting shot, but that's just me. Jamison, why do you post here but not there, if you know what I mean?

Why haven't we seen you down at the gentlemens' club lately? Farquhar and Quincely have been asking after you, old bean. Old tiger.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Old crumpet.

 

[Cin]

Brits eat 10kilos of chocolate a year? I personally get through at least 15 kilos a year. You English folk really need to try harder.


Chocolate doesn't make you fat. I only weigh 55 kilos, 45 of that is puure chocolate

 

[pgv]

^

The calculations are wrong anyway because I consume at least 15.1 kilos a year.

They've recently brought 'Wispa's' back from years ago. And can I just say, Wispa's reaffirm the 'chocolate is better than sex' argument

 

[waynetravis]

I have 2 bars everytime I'm at work which is about 5 days a week.
That's nearly 480 bars a year

The days I'm not working, I'm sure it's double

 

[LJT]

^

The calculations are wrong anyway because I consume at least 15.1 kilos a year.

They've recently brought 'Wispa's' back from years ago. And can I just say, Wispa's reaffirm the 'chocolate is better than sex' argument

I'm stockpiling Wispas in case they decide to do away with them again...i'm thinking I need at least a 3 year supply minimum...so roughly 300 bars.

 

[Zoomerang96]

We eat loads of it over here on the island. Loads.

CBBC Newsround | UK | We scoff 154 choccie bars a year

And you? Wots you favourite bar?

what's particularly interesting about this thread is the following:

a) i do not believe jamison is british.
b) jamison is using british spelling.
c) choccie is not a word used in american english.
d) loads is... more british than american.
e) since when does alan jamison post anything of this sort/variety?

 

[Alan Jamison]

what's particularly interesting about this thread is the following:

a) i do not believe jamison is british.
b) jamison is using british spelling.
c) choccie is not a word used in american english.
d) loads is... more british than american.
e) since when does alan jamison post anything of this sort/variety?

Oh, I'm roight propuh English, chap. Roight propuh English.

 

[Cin]

Oh, I'm roight propuh English, chap. Roight propuh English.

dunno if I believe you Guv.


show me your teeth to proove your Englishness

 

[Alan Jamison]

Oh, I've got quite a set of nashers, cinnaminson.

Puh-haps I'll post a piccie of me eatin' choccie.

 

[Zoomerang96]

fuck me you're annoying. i want to shove your head in an industrial strength blender.

 

[Kieran McConville]

And I suppose that's your accomplice in the wood chipper?

 

[Zoomerang96]

don't make any FARGOne conclusions, kieran.

 

[financeguy]

oh, I've Got Quite A Set Of Nashers, Cinnaminson.

Puh-haps I'll Post A Piccie Of Me Eatin' Choccie.

You Are Not English.

 

[Kieran McConville]

EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

DAAH DAAAH

synth break, light beers, bad ties and awful spandau ballet haircuts

EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

 

[mad1]

Please put on an apron and go bonk a spanner.

thanks.

 

[vaz02]

The article is 4 years old, i bet its gone up actually.

I have a twirl or mars bar every day. I need my fix.

 

[Zoomerang96]

i hate alan jamison.

 

[mad1]

no way, Im marrying him next month.

 

[Alan Jamison]

i love love love alan jamison. i find him a bit cheeky yet, at the same time, ra-thuh cute. Yes, hmmm, indeed.

Ohhhhh.....Thanks, old boy. *sips tea gleefully

 

[mad1]

a find Alan Jamison a bit like riding an old bicycle.

everythings there, but a bit worn.